agurk

1. A green vegetable
2. Everything else, except Allah

Agurk! It's so agurk in this agurk place!

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giant penis

A very large, massive,extremely veiny cock.

Wow that giant penis of yours disappears when your fucking that guy

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Ivana

Hottest chick in the world.

Damn that chick be fyne, she must be an Ivana

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Psychopath

It is time to note the difference between a psychopath and a psychotic.

Psychopath:

A person with an antisocial personality disorder, manifested in aggressive, perverted, criminal, or amoral behavior without empathy or remorse.

Psychopaths tend to lack normal human emotions such as guilt. They are also often highly intelligent and skilled at manipulating others.

Also, psychopaths seem to appear normal. You would probably never guess there was something wrong with them.

Note, not all psychopaths are serial killers.

Ted Bundy was a psychopath, but Richard Chase was a psychotic.

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Nokia

A Finnish company specialising in communications equipment. Many people know Nokia for their cellphones, however they also market complete comms systems, DSL equipment, and cable TV components.

Nokia sells mainly "candybar" type phones marketed to techy nerdular types, however they sell handsets in the extreme low end (1100) and the extreme high end (Vertu) of the market.

They sell more handsets than anyone else.

The Nokia name is impossible to pronounce correctly in English because there are sounds in it that don't exist in English.

I have a Nokia ADSL modem.

And a Nokia cellphone.

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Melchom

Melchom is the paymaster of civil servants in hell. He is known as the demon who carries the purse.

I can think of many demons who carry purses.

hoffy

An asshole that likes to look at Playgirl, just like his daddy did when he was conceived, with some help from the chemistry set.

HoFFY is an asshole, that likes to read up on the latest info from playgirl

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