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That ONE cartoon character that people keep about how he was the first balloon in the Macy's Parade, even though he did NOT appear until 1931, and balloons weren't in the parade until 1928.
oH mY gOd fElIx tHe cAt wAs tHe fIrSt bAlLoOn iN tHe mAcY's tHaNkSgIvInG dAy pArAdE - some random idiot on CBS
A place where all of your innocence, as well as your hopes, dreams, braincells, your sanity, and your ENTIRE childhood go to die.
To put it simply: ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE
Person 1: Hey, wanna read this cool Rocky & Bullwinkle fanfiction I found on fanfiction.net?
Person 2: Really? After I lost all of my braincells to those shitty erotic Pokémon fanfictions? FUCK no, not after that!
That annoying baby from We Baby Bears who has a hot and sexy mother who sounds like a teenager for some reason....
Person 1: Yo bro did you see the latest We Baby Bears episode?
Person 2: I don't care about Dippy! All I care about is seeing rule 34 of her mom!
Person 1: AYO CHILL BRUH
One of the most DANGEROUS places in New York, ESPECIALLY at nighttime.
Somebody just got shot in the head in the melrose section of the Bronx.