pussyjuice

the best drink for school

¨i got some dole pineapple juice, what do you have¨
¨i got pussyjuice¨

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Erectile Pumage

When you beat your duck so UNBELIEVABLY hard it turns purple and hurts to touch.

“Woah, it’s SO big, but why is it purple?”
“Ah, it has Erectile Pumage, it’s in unbelievable amounts of pain right now”

Pussybeater

Someone who really loves beating a woman’s pussy (occasionally for the woman’s pleasure, and occasionally for abuse)

“Yo man, my wife’s pussy exploded with cum last night”
“Man you’re such a pussybeater”

Liam

A prick who steals you're bitch and then shoots her under a bridge

“Hey Liam, where were you last night”
“FUCKING YOUR MOM”

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