narcissist

1. Someone who wants to bring attention to themselves (usually online) through threatening others of doing self-harm, saying that they are in a poor condition when they aren't, or trying to turn a bad situation onto themselves.

2. Someone who wants to be the center of attention of a large group of people by doing anything they can.

Kim keeps talking about depression, but she's been pretty happy and cheerful when stalking her. She's such a narcissist.

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pineapple

an apple in the shape of a pinecone, usually in art, made with cool as heck cutting skills

hey that person is so good with cutting stuff with a knife i bet he could make a pineapple