Feet-Slappies

A new term that was created on The Official Podcast to serve as a medium between the American term "flip-flops" and the Australian term "thongs" for a specific type of v-shaped sandals.

Guy 1: "I went outside wearing thongs."

Guy 2: "You mean feet-slappies?"
Guy 1: "Oh yeah... Those... *hides g-strings*"

Sandy Grandma

An attempt to have sexual intercourse via the anus with an older woman however, she's way too dry which then creates flakes covering the penis which is known as "sand".

"Man, I just had sex with a GILF too bad she was a Sandy Grandma though..."