Cruel people who answer the phone with annoying jokes.
"Mccutchan morgue you stab'em will slab'em."
"911 whats your emergency?"
"Mccutchan abortion clinic, you rape'em, will scrape'em"
"Alcoholics anonymous, hang on let me put the bottle down"
"Ugly convention center, Frankenstein speaking"
"Oh my God, the voices are here again"
"Pleasure center, what tickles you?"
"City Morgue here, John Doe speaking"