big brother

1) To conformists, goths, and teenagers, the name of a shitty reality TV show.

2) The name of a character who watched the activities of all the citizen in George Orwell's book, 1984.

3) The phrase given to anything that violates one's privacy, read Patriot Act.

1) Big Brother is a load of shit.

2) Big Brother is watching you.

3) George W. Bush is Big Brother, and furthermore proof republicans should be shot.

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locked

To be killed by being released into a depressurized, over pressurized, or vacuum space by means of a pressure door or airlock. A trope commonly featured in science fiction works, extending from a means of execution on a spaceship.

Captain Reine, knowing the consequences of his high treason, was locked immediately, without even the mercy of a court martial.

was not in the requirements

When a project starts to gain additional features or changes that may be out of scope, this is the polite way of telling a project manager or stakeholder to go fuck themselves.

"I was told without any additional insight that there were 20 additional widgets on this part of the app, and now i'm expected to add these?"

"Yes, that's correct. It was in the mock."

"I mean, that was not in the requirements and the mock was incomplete, but sure, i'll get right on it."

Walks back to desk

Immediately sends Resume to all open positions out of spite

sex weirdo

Someone of any gender who is really perverted, banal, degenerate, and celebrates their offal behavior. They may also take part in sexual assault, harassment, rape, or other kinds of extreme behavior of a sexual nature.

Its just another glorious day in the corps when I can go to YouTube and find another content creator being outed as a creepvmaxxing sex weirdo.

them'll

A contraction for "them all".

First coined by YouTuber HBomberguy in a video essay about plagarism. It makes about as much sense in context.

Jesus christ it wasn't y'all IT WAS SOMEONE ELSE! IT WAS THEM'LL

Fuck around and find out

A taunt, threat, or warning given when someone or something commits to an action or course, that will certainly lead to negative repercussions.

"So do you think I can swing by and try out that 303 and those Eurorack patches?"

"DUDE you broke my DX7. And you ate all my pecan sandies. Wanna fuck around and find out?"

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NFT

1) Abbr, for "Nice Fuckin' Titties." See Pornhub for additional information.

2) Abbr, for "Non Fungible Token," a theoretical record in an immutable ledger that allows you to stake a claim of 'ownership' of a digital asset. Never you mind that NFTs don't function as claims of ownership, nor of copyright. Nor that they exist for any legitimate purpose except to rugpull suckers of their money. For additional information, see the video "Line Goes Up" on your video sharing platform of choice.

I had originally thought that Jessica's NFTs were her titties from a zip site, imagine my shock when all it was, WAS A GOD DAMN APE PICTURE!!