terminal baby syndrome

To constantly behave like a baby or young child as an adult. This may include: being spiteful, crying about inane things, wanting attention, self-affirmation, or seen as a constant complainer.

I didn't realize you could get out of an offer to buy a public company for 24 billion, but damn, this dude has terminal baby syndrome.

Fuck around and find out

A taunt, threat, or warning given when someone or something commits to an action or course, that will certainly lead to negative repercussions.

"So do you think I can swing by and try out that 303 and those Eurorack patches?"

"DUDE you broke my DX7. And you ate all my pecan sandies. Wanna fuck around and find out?"

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NFT

1) Abbr, for "Nice Fuckin' Titties." See Pornhub for additional information.

2) Abbr, for "Non Fungible Token," a theoretical record in an immutable ledger that allows you to stake a claim of 'ownership' of a digital asset. Never you mind that NFTs don't function as claims of ownership, nor of copyright. Nor that they exist for any legitimate purpose except to rugpull suckers of their money. For additional information, see the video "Line Goes Up" on your video sharing platform of choice.

I had originally thought that Jessica's NFTs were her titties from a zip site, imagine my shock when all it was, WAS A GOD DAMN APE PICTURE!!

find out

The second phase of "fuck around and find out," basically, the consequences of what happened when you fucked around.

After having spent several billion on Tumblr, Verizon quickly realized they entered the 'find out' phase of fucking around, and couldn't profit off the adult content on the site.

noob cannon

A weapon in a first person shooter which all the newbs use because its easy to kill others with, or they aren't ready or willing to give another gun a shot.

In Rainbow Six 3, the Grenade Launcher is the noob cannon, most servers don't even run it unless they want amusement.

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slav jank

A sometimes derogatory, sometimes celebratory term used for a video game typically from the former Soviet Union or a Warsaw Pact nation that has a surreal atmosphere, notably bad (or no) support for non Slavic languages, and is littered with bugs, flaws, or defects.

It's not just limited to HROT anymore: Cyberpunk 2077 and Dying Light 2 have joined the ranks of notable launches bogged with problems, renewing interest in the term "slav jank" as a warning.

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scrote

A shorthand pronunciation of scrotup

If its not a boat, or a coat, or a moat, it must be a scrote