Trent Reznor

A person who plays games and/or masturbates over doing the important things of life, such as homework.

May also be the name of a musician who single handedly reinvented industrial music, or at least made it mainstream under the psuedonym "Nine Inch Nails." There are even reports he once had a record label, and he likes to say fuck a lot."

Atticus walked in to see his friend busy with Half-Life 2, and he walked out saying something along the lines of "Typical Trent Reznor."

As Atticus turned to leave, the mysterious person threw a bottle of absinthe at him and yelled "FUCK OFF" back at him.

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terminal baby syndrome

To constantly behave like a baby or young child as an adult. This may include: being spiteful, crying about inane things, wanting attention, self-affirmation, or seen as a constant complainer.

I didn't realize you could get out of an offer to buy a public company for 24 billion, but damn, this dude has terminal baby syndrome.

New Weird

A genre of literature and media that introduces contemporary weird fiction elements, postmodernist elements, high fantasy, and real world dynamics and perspectives in a hodgepodge that is better read/seen than merely assigned a definition.

Defining works of the New Weird include but aren't limited to: the novel House of Leaves, the collective Worldbuilding project SCP Foundation, the video game Control, and TV shows like Twin Peaks and Riget.

For many people, Perdido Street Station, the SCP canons, or Control was their gateway drug to the new weird: where fantasy finds a contemporary foundation.

great, thanks

The corporate speak version of "go fuck yourself" or "fuck you" or something along those lines in context.

Manager: This patch is full of really sloppy conditional statements and unused variables. I think we can clean this up a bit. Take your time to get it right.

Me: Great, thanks! I'll get these changes in right away.

bikeshedding

A point when a meeting or discussion ceases to focus on the primary topic at hand, to focus on more trivial concepts.

"So we're confident the use of a heavy water moderator will totally reduce void risk, especially when pumped horizontally through the core. Thoughts?"
"Uh yeah, are we gonna paint the bike shed purple?"
"I think blue is more harmonious."
"No, its should be yellow."
"FOR FUCKS SAKE GUYS STOP WITH THE LITERAL BIKESHEDDING!"

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Karenbook

A derogatory term for Facebook, a popular social media site. Commonly used to slander Facebook, due to the site's increasingly aged, conservative leaning user base.

This morning I signed into the ol' Karenbook to see what my sister was up to, and my feed was full of anti-vaxxer trash.

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brexit

The past tense of "Fuck around and find out"

Some people fuck around and find out, and then some people brexit.