brexit

The past tense of "Fuck around and find out"

Some people fuck around and find out, and then some people brexit.

was not in the requirements

When a project starts to gain additional features or changes that may be out of scope, this is the polite way of telling a project manager or stakeholder to go fuck themselves.

"I was told without any additional insight that there were 20 additional widgets on this part of the app, and now i'm expected to add these?"

"Yes, that's correct. It was in the mock."

"I mean, that was not in the requirements and the mock was incomplete, but sure, i'll get right on it."

Walks back to desk

Immediately sends Resume to all open positions out of spite

pizzussy

According to New York Magazine, its another word for calzone.

We're calling it "Pizzussy" now? Internet culture has gone too far.

Trent Reznor

A person who plays games and/or masturbates over doing the important things of life, such as homework.

May also be the name of a musician who single handedly reinvented industrial music, or at least made it mainstream under the psuedonym "Nine Inch Nails." There are even reports he once had a record label, and he likes to say fuck a lot."

Atticus walked in to see his friend busy with Half-Life 2, and he walked out saying something along the lines of "Typical Trent Reznor."

As Atticus turned to leave, the mysterious person threw a bottle of absinthe at him and yelled "FUCK OFF" back at him.

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New Weird

A genre of literature and media that introduces contemporary weird fiction elements, postmodernist elements, high fantasy, and real world dynamics and perspectives in a hodgepodge that is better read/seen than merely assigned a definition.

Defining works of the New Weird include but aren't limited to: the novel House of Leaves, the collective Worldbuilding project SCP Foundation, the video game Control, and TV shows like Twin Peaks and Riget.

For many people, Perdido Street Station, the SCP canons, or Control was their gateway drug to the new weird: where fantasy finds a contemporary foundation.

Helvetica

A popular modernist typeface that's used just about everywhere, such as in corporate logos, signs, posters, operating systems, advertisments, and et cetera. Odds are you've seen it more than enough times in your life to memorize the distinct shape of each letter.

Graphic designers love and loathe Helvetica for its modernist appearance and practicality, and its adaption for any practical purpose.

I watched that Helvetica documentary last night, and I fell asleep at the 20 minute mark. Pretentious documentary is pretentious.

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._.

A smiley that shows a state of deep shock or suprise.

<Anonymous> hay guys remember those naked pics I had on my HD I was talking about?
<@Lain> Yeah, I hacked your system and posted them all over 4chan. Enjoy your aids.
<Anonymous> ._.
<Anonymous> I am going to kill you.
<+GhostFreeman> talk about ubermicro XD

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