1) A massive douchbag that has looks (in the opinion of his ignorant fans) which makes him be worshipped even though s/he has absolutely no talent.
2) A 16 years old Canadian asshole (even though he is known by his fans as a "hot talented singer that has nice hair") which is actually a 50 years old rapist.
3) Deadly lung disease.
1)
Guy one: that douch! He's such a justin bieber!
Guy two: Yeah.
2)
Justin Bieber fan: That was the best sawng EVAR!!!! It has everything - the word baby and that "oooowowoooowow"
Guy that has a brain and any taste at music: No, in fact, Justin Bieber is a fag and he should be eradicated from this world. Or at least hit puberty.
3)
Doctor: I'm sorry, you're infected with the Justin Bieber virus and you have only a month to live.
Infected guy : :O
Infected guy's family : :o
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