ykkf

Yudansha Kobujitsu Karate-doh Federation

An international organisation in the martial arts world. It contains a number of schools teaching a number of styles, including Karate, Ju-jitsu and Kung Fu.

The YKK translates to "black belt ancient martial arts empty handed way".

Saiko Ron Yamanaka is the founder of the YKKF.

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Ford

Fucked
On
Race
Day

Found
On
Road
Dead

Ford
Owners
Risk
Death

Today while driving my new VZ Commodore i drove past 20 shitty Flawed Falcons stranded on the side of the road.

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brunel

Surname of Isambaard Kingdom Brunel, a British engineer.

Also the name of a University in West London, England. (named after the above)

Brunel was responsible for some of the greatest engineering acheivements of the last 1000 years.

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choadman

A choad in human form, or a choad that has been reincarnated as a human, usually by living a bad or corrupt life

Live a good life son, or you shall be reincarnated as a choadman

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spang

Female genitalia.

This particular synonym appears to originate in a UK car magazine called Redline, where they issues naked top trump cars censored with the word 'spang'.

Cup size?

32C, but my card has a spang and yours doesn't.

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esd

Electro-Static Discharge

It's what happens when you fuck up electronics with static electricity. Also known as evil demons.

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and what

Roughly equates to "so what". Can also mean absolutely nothing, depending on the context.

Context usually found in England, or at least London, is during the build-up to a fight in order to start something.

And what? You startin? And what?

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