Brody

This cunt likes the Worlds Strongest man, he’ll usually ask for attention and everyone takes the piss for him having a surfer name. This nigga stupid.

“Hey dude, you know Brody?”
“Pfft, of course, he dated like 5 girls in a week the bastard.”

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Fortnite

I only wanted to use this so I could say

I be flosssiiiin

“Hey! Wanna play fortnite?”

“Sorry Bro, I’m to busy Flosssiiiin

Stanground

It’s a cool place n all, but the Stanground Academy is awful, Everyone is okay except for year 9’s and above. Half of them are Thots and the other half fight all the time. Yes, I go stanny, its shit.
Also if you see this can you get Mr Lewis to reply to his messages? Cheers my stanny fellows!

“Oi, you go Stanground?”
“The one with the Thots and Fights? Yeah bruv.”
“Sick one ennit, Imma come down your ends and get my boys on you.”

People who talk like this are fucking retards, and Mr Schofield is a T-Rex, disabled Bitch.

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