ægg

everyone do not fall for the government tricks.
What was believed to be egg is actually written as “ægg.”

The reason is there is an A sound then an E then GG.

The government is trying to tricking you. do not fall for this.

Guy 1: How do you like your eggs?
Guy 2: Sir it is actually æggs. Don’t let the government trick you.
Guy 1: I don’t really give a shit just tell me how you want your eggs
Guy 2: IT IS PRONOUNCED ÆGGS!
GUY 1: I DON’T GIVE A FUCK I JUST WANT TO KNOW HOW YOU WANT YOUR FUCKING EGGS!
Guy 2: ÆGGS*
Guy 1: FUCK YOU YOUR GETTING SCRAMBLED!
Guy 2: awww man I wanted sunny side up.
Guy 1: *from the kitchen* FUCK YOU!
Guy 2: ): … it’s æggs btw.
News: stray knife from kitchen killing one.

7👍 1👎

😶 🌫️

1) they used a smoke bomb
2) Someone is using a smoke machine while sending you a message
3) they are snorting cocaine

Guy 1: What are you doing right now
Guy 2: 😶 🌫️