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A park ranger who was struck by lightning SEVEN times throughout his life, committed suicide after getting friendzoned in his seventies, and then got struck by lightning an eighth time, six feet under.
Roy Sullivan would have been awesome to have as a grandfather. Can you just imagine being able to say that your grandpa is a "Human Lightning Rod"?
A more succinct and civil way of telling someone that they are speaking too loud.
"YO DAWG DID YOU HEAR ABOUT-"
"Shhh. I'm right here."
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1. Original Poster; the person who posted a post.
2. Overpowered.
1. Hey guys, OP here. I'm just here to (insert stuff here blah blah blah)...
2. This weapon is so OP, it completely sucks the fun out of the game for everyone, including the user.
A highly attractive Mary Sue who is aware that she's in a video game and wants a relationship with the player.
Not the main character - The person behind the screen - YOU.
Monika is best girl.
You can't resist those emerald green eyes.
A phrase originating in 2017 to express contempt for President Donald Trump. Now, it is used to express contempt for Joe Biden, as well as the continually contested belief that Biden cheated in the election.
2017: Trump is not my president
2021: Biden is not my president
Funny definition: Airport sickness
Actual definition: An incurable illness which is guaranteed to progressively worsen until it causes the sufferer's death.
A terminal illness usually affects the brain (Dementia, Alzheimer's Disease, CJD/vCJD, Huntington's Disease, ALS, etc.)
However, this is not always the case.
Exactly what it sounds like. Usually abbreviated as "BFF."
Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are best friends forever.
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