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The act of bailing on your friends at a party or activity without telling them.
Introverts are the undisputed master of the Irish exit.
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1. A bizarre, often improbable "theory" about something; it can be anything.
2. A pejorative term used to dismiss people who see through the federal government's bullshit.
An example of a conspiracy theory is the belief that Paul McCartney died in a car accident at the height of the Beatles' fame and was replaced with a "lookalike" who has lived a double-life ever since. It's bizarre because no one has definitive evidence aside from a lot of cryptic lyrics in the Beatles' 1967-1970 songs, and improbable because birth records show that Paul McCartney is very much alive as of December 2022, there is no evidence of him having a twin brother (he DOES have a brother, named Peter, but he is 1.5 years younger), and if he was actually replaced by a lookalike, it probably wouldn't take nearly 60 years to find out. Not to mention, the "real" Paul would have been declared dead in absentia if this was correct, but no such ruling has been given.
Nowadays, as mentioned above, the term is often used to dismiss people who don't believe a word the government says.
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When inanimate objects don't work with you, and hijinks ensue.
"WAHHHH! Come on! WORK WITH ME HERE!"
"What the hell is happening over there?"
"I'm getting defeated."
A bot on Tumblr who will instantly message you if you search sensitive topics, usually ones dealing with mental health, abuse, or trauma. It will ask you how you're doing and if you're okay, and link you to a chat room for people who are struggling with mental health and other serious issues. On this website, you can vent about your problems, give encouraging messages to other people on the website, and send thank-you notes to people who responded to your venting.
Kokobot is the most wholesome thing you'll ever come across on Tumblr
A term used by the Vanoss Crew when they're playing Garry's Mod (Usually Prop Hunt) and they find an absolutely outrageous hiding spot that can really only be discovered by accident. The spot in question is also usually difficult for impossible to hit, which complicates matters further for the seekers
When a Terroriser Spot is discovered, the round will always consist of the hiders relentlessly taunting the seekers until either the seekers manage to find the impossible spot, or when the hiders win.
*Hides behind a vending machine as a soda can*
Hoohoo, this is a Terroriser Spot!
When a guaranteed win is thrown away because the (supposed to be) winning team gets distracted.
Named for VanossGaming and Company, who often dick around with the last hider in hide and seek/last prop in prop hunt/ what have you. On more than one occasion, the hunters/seekers have actually lost because the remaining hider(s) distracted them while no one was paying attention to the timer, which has just run out.
Vanoss ADHD in action:
Hide and seek (Tall Seekers Edition):
The crew has the last hider (Moo) cornered in a stairwell with a bunch of boxes. There's 30 seconds left, and Moo has nowhere to escape from.
Nogla: Hey, little guy.
Moo: No! Get back! NO! Get back! GET BACK!
Terroriser: Put the box down!
Vanoss: Take the box from him!
Moo: Noooo! I didn't know you could do that! W-w-wait! Let's talk about this!
Vanoss: You trying to go out the other side?
Moo: No, no.... (The time runs out) Just kidding, I won!
Nogla: Ahhh! That little sneaky bastard! He distracted us with boxes!
When you fuck up so badly that you get SQUIDWARD to defend SPONGEBOB.
Mr. Krabs: "How much money we talkin about?"
Flying Dutchman: "62 cents."
Mr. Krabs: "I'll take the money!"
*Spongebob is taken away*
Mr. Krabs: "Look, Squidward! Money!"
Squidward: "Mr. Krabs, I can't believe I'm saying this, but how could you trade Spongebob for SIXTY-TWO CENTS?!"
Mr. Krabs: "You think I could have gotten more?"
Squidward: "He stuck up for you, and you sold him out. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!!!"
Mr. Krabs: "...What have I done?" *Sobs* "I want another chance!"
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