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Kokobot

A bot on Tumblr who will instantly message you if you search sensitive topics, usually ones dealing with mental health, abuse, or trauma. It will ask you how you're doing and if you're okay, and link you to a chat room for people who are struggling with mental health and other serious issues. On this website, you can vent about your problems, give encouraging messages to other people on the website, and send thank-you notes to people who responded to your venting.

Kokobot is the most wholesome thing you'll ever come across on Tumblr

by Someone who kinda exists November 20, 2022


December, 1963

A song by Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons, more commonly known as "Oh, What A Night!" It is arguably Valli's signature song, although "Sherry" is definitely another contender.

Lyrics to December, 1963:

Oh, what a night
Late December back in '63
What a very special time for me
As I remember, what a night

Oh, what a night

You know, I didn't even know her name
But I was never gonna be the same
What a lady, what a night

Oh, I got a funny feeling when she walked in the room
Oh my, as I recall it ended much too soon

Oh what a night

Hypnotizing, mesmerizing me
She was everything I dreamed she'd be
Sweet surrender, what a night

I felt a rush like a rolling ball of thunder
Spinning my head around and taking my body under
Oh, what a night

(Music)

Oh, I got a funny feeling when she walked in the room

Oh my, as I recall it ended much too soon

Oh, what a night
Why'd it take so long to see the light
Seemed so wrong, but now it seems so right
What a lady, what a night

(Music)

I felt a rush like a rolling ball of thunder
Spinning my head around and taking my body under
Oh, what a night

(Doo doo doo doo doo)

Oh, what a night (Doo doo doo doo doo)

...

by Someone who kinda exists December 2, 2021


Sailposting

The act of making a sentence and finishing it with a word that rhymes with "Sail." It became a trend in the unofficial lyric video for the song "Sail" by Awolnation.

Sailposting is good

by Someone who kinda exists October 10, 2023


RTS

Religious Trauma Syndrome - An actual recognized medical disorder caused by terrible experiences with religious people, especially those who are related to the sufferer.

RTS causes a myriad of symptoms that mimic depression and anxiety. It can also lead to PTSD or even CPTSD.

by Someone who kinda exists April 23, 2024


The Devil is a Democrat

A phrase used by extreme-right religious activists to (literally) demonize the left.

The full quote is:

"God is not a Republican, but the Devil is a Democrat."

If you think that this is one of the stupidest things you've ever heard, even if "Republican" and "Democrat" were to be transposed, good job - you're a normal person.

by Someone who kinda exists July 26, 2024


I don't make the rules

Basically a way of saying "the truth hurts."

Karen: "I can't go to jail!"
Cop: "You broke the law. I don't make the rules."

by Someone who kinda exists August 10, 2024


Roblox

A website where you make and play games of significantly varying quality out of bricks and other things.

It was very fun until the untimely death of the co-owner, Erik Cassel. Since then, Roblox has been getting exponentially worse every year, thanks to greedy creators and the removal of Tix and Builder's Club causing it to become more pay-to-win.

R.I.P Erik Cassel

1967 - 2013

When he died, he took the Golden Age of Roblox with him. F in the chat, boys.

by Someone who kinda exists July 23, 2021