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A guy who makes fun of stupid people on the Internet, even though he is actually extremely unintelligent himself.
Alonzo Lerone would be funny if he was actually smart
A funny Youtuber until he became an insufferable political activist.
Markiplier is a shining example of why Youtubes shouldn't get political
Something Johnny Depp would benefit from.
Johnny Depp needs an Amber Alert
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What People Think: The original drummer for the British band "The Who" before his tragically young death.
Reality: The original drummer for the British band "The Who." Also an extremely shitty human being.
Keith Moon was an incurable drug addict who may or may not have been mentally insane. He was a massive prankster, and he had an incredibly unhealthy obsession with explosives, destruction, and destruction involving explosives. Everywhere he went, he got himself and his fellow bandmates in big trouble with his antics, to the point that they racked up a massive debt and almost went bankrupt.
During one concert, he had to be replaced because he kept passing out, thanks to his drug abuse. On several other occasions, his insatiable desire for destruction got himself injured quite badly, and he had to be repeatedly "rescued" by his bandmates or whoever happened to find him, who were none too happy to help him, knowing that he always invoked it upon himself. He ultimately died in 1978 at the age of 32, as a result of his incredibly self-destructive lifestyle. But when he died, his bandmates thought it was a prank; he was THAT much of a prankster. They didn't even realize it was legit until they went to his funeral and saw his mother weeping next to his coffin.
Something that a person whose approval rating is consistently below 40% doesn't get.
"81 Million Votes, My Ass" is a popular satirical song about the voting count in 2020.
Alicia Augello Dean (né Cook) Is a singer-songwriter who completely fell off the face of the earth awhile ago.
What happened to Alicia Keys?
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An Internet catchphrase for when someone gets brutally roasted online. Basically the Internet equivalent of a mic drop.
Person A: "My cat's eyes look weird. What should I do?"
Person B: "Take him to the vet."
A: "Isn't there anything I can get for him?"
B: "Probably."
A: "Where would I find it?"
B: "At the vet."
A: "You aren't very helpful."
B: "Your cat probably feels the same way about you."
Person C: "Where's the medic? We need ice for that burn right now."
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