Ethan Gamer TV

A highly successful Youtuber and philanthropist who has been active on the platform since the age of seven, playing Roblox and many other popular (family-friendly) games.
He also makes adults around the world angry because he became far more successful than they could ever hope to be by the time he was ten years old. He is currently fifteen as of this writing and continues to upload.

Ethan Gamer TV is pretty impressive if you think about it. He makes big money without losing his childhood!

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Taylor

The name of the cat in the popular video "Stupid idiot gets stuck."

"She keeps getting up here, and doesn't know how to get down..."

"...But she keeps willingly getting up here!"

"Wasn't the smartest move now, was it, Taylor?"

25 Minutes To Go

A song originally by Shel Silverstein, popularized by Johnny Cash. The song is about a man on death row on the day of his execution counting down the time to his demise minute by minute, from his last meal until the hanging.

Despite being very dark, the song is considered quite humorous due to Johnny Cash's hilariously animated music video to accommodate the fact that he would die if he tried to re-enact the execution.

Despite a blatant error near the end where he says "Seven more minutes to go," instead of "Four more minutes to go" (which was later corrected in the live version), the song was very well received. Johnny Cash's darkest songs tended to be his most amusing ones as well, after all.

Well, they're building a gallows outside my cell...and I've got 25 minutes to go
And the whole town's waiting just to hear me yell...I've got 24 minutes to go

Beef

To nerf (something) excessively to the point of uselessness; to weaken.

Not to be confused with the phrase "Beef Up," which is the exact opposite.

That game was fun until they decided to beef the minigun. Now it's frustrating.

Fawniva

A formerly popular ASMRtist who deleted all of her social media accounts in utter disgrace after defending a pedophile child groomer and getting brutally called out by her former fans, as well as being exposed as a narcissistic bitch in general.

A very rare case of cancel culture actually being a positive thing, proving that it is not inherently bad.

Fuck you, Fawniva.

Sincerely,

The Internet

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Welcome

The name of a popular Youtuber.

...Markiplier? Who are you talking about?

Hello, everybody! My name is Welcome...

Misandry

A form of racism characterized by a hatred of men. The opposite of misogyny.

Misandry is much more common than people would like to admit. Many modern-day feminists are misandrists, and there are many idiotic stigmas against men having certain terrible things happen to them.

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