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A common excuse for when someone has an epic fail moment in a video game. It's frequently ridiculed as being too generic, to the point that people overlook that sometimes it's legit. Some people have crappy internet.
"Why did you do so bad? You're usually pretty good."
"I lagged."
"Ah, I see. I know you don't go easy on anyone, so I knew something was wrong."
"Yes. If I was having an off day I would've just told you that, but it is actually my Internet having an off day..."
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A person who tries to be a tryhard but fails miserably.
This dude is such an untryhard. Keeps doing the same technique even though it never works.
Girl learns about racism. Plus filler. LOADS of filler.
To Kill a Mocking Bird
A tomboy learns that Americans are racist when she watches a drunken loser ruin a black man's life via false rape accusation, despite the fact that her father absolutely proved that he could not have done it. (Later, the poor black man dies in prison via police brutality.)
Tomboy then gets attacked by the aforementioned drunken loser, and a man whom she used to torment because she wanted to see what he looked like comes to her rescue, and he disappears again. The rest of it is pure filler. Seriously, this book is almost 400 pages, but it would only be around 60-80 pages if you only included the parts that actually matter.
To Kill A Mockingbird is one of the most overly long books of all time.
A tomboy and her older brother discover what the world is actually like when some lazy, entitled loser ruins a guy's life by framing him for raping and beating his daughter, and the poor guy is found guilty despite their father completely proving that there's no way he could have committed the crime. Then, they learn a valuable lesson about never judging a book by its cover when a mysterious recluse suddenly appears and saves their lives when they are attacked by the aforementioned loser.
Apart from a lot of filler, that is the whole story of To Kill a Mockingbird. One of the most legendary books of all time.
RIP Harper Lee
A person who failed at the genetic lottery so badly that it's actually sad rather than funny.
"The genetic lottery. You only get one shot at it. Some people hit the jackpot. Others...Don't."
"My mate is a genetic lottery loser. He's lived a healthy lifestyle his whole life and is still overweight, and he's been single his whole life due to his social anxiety and numerous skin problems. He just wants to be loved or at least accepted, but it's proving to be impossible because he looks like a loser even though he's trying his best. Guy needs a hug."
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When the cover of a song is better than the original.
Ray Charles completely covered up John Denver's "Take Me Home, Country Roads".