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The White 100 Jinx

When an event which receives a lot of hype ends up getting cancelled after something devastating occurs.

In December 2021, people around the world began to prepare for Betty White's 100th birthday the following month. Some people even went so far as to count down the days until she reached 100. But on New Year's Eve, the White 100 Jinx occurred. Betty White unexpectedly died, seventeen days shy of 100, to the shock of all of her fans who were anticipating the great big 100th birthday blowout.

RIP Betty White

January 17, 1922 - December 31, 2021

by Someone who kinda exists December 31, 2022


Bump

A word used in a comment section to artificially add a comment(s) to a post, therefore making it appear higher in other people's feed and making people more likely to see it.

Guy: "Yo I'll pay someone $50 to mow my lawn"
(2 hours later)
Guy: "Bump"

by Someone who kinda exists August 9, 2022


Ethnic Cleansing (2002)

The most utterly vile and unapologetically racist video game to ever exist. Period. The fact that this game is not illegal to own is a fucking travesty.

"Ethnic Cleansing (2002)" is a video game where you play as a KKK member (or a Neo-Nazi, as if that's any better) committing domestic terrorism in the form of mass murder...and that's as far as I'll go in describing it.

by Someone who kinda exists April 3, 2024


Demon Possessed Singing Trout

A singing fish (Actually named "Billy Bass") which became viral in 2008 after someone posted a Youtube video of an extremely broken one attempting to sing "Doo Wah Diddy Diddy" by Manfred Mann.

"Demon Possessed Singing Trout" lyrics:

There I was- Unintelligible

Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo

Unintelligible

Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo

Looked (voice crack) good, looked f- Unintelligible, looked fine, looked good- Demonic screaming

Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo

Unintelligible

Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo

Looked (Another voice crack) good, looked f- Unintelligible, looked (third voice crack) good, looked- More demonic screaming

by Someone who kinda exists November 18, 2021


Becoming Caine

When a person who uses a fake name actually adopts the name as their legal name.

Named for the British actor Sir Michael Caine. His real name is actually Maurice Micklewhite, Jr. And whenever he tried to go through airport security, the guard would instantly recognize him. "Oh, you're Michael Caine!"

But when Caine would show his passport, which displayed his real name, he would always have to go through the incredibly annoying task of proving that Maurice Micklewhite, Jr. is in fact the same person. Eventually, he got fed up with it and legally changed his name to Michael Caine once and for all.

Becoming Caine doesn't happen very often, but you really can't blame Michael Caine for doing what he did. That would drive anyone mad after awhile.

by Someone who kinda exists November 19, 2021


John Wayne

What people think: A legendary western movie actor.

Reality: A racist cunt who is probably rotting in hell.

John Wayne was the white supremacist to end all white supremacists.

by Someone who kinda exists March 16, 2023


Chevy Chase

Cornelius Crane Chase (Born 1943) is an actor who used to be popular on SNL until his massive feud with Bill Murray resulted in the entire world realizing who he really is. Chase is notorious for being one of the most utterly unlikeable celebrities of all time between celebrities and ordinary people alike.

The fact that Chevy Chase still has a career despite the fact that people have known what kind of a person he is for decades is utterly appalling. I'm sure there's a lot of people out there who want to break his nose.

by Someone who kinda exists January 26, 2022