How the hell you spell showfer?

Chauffeur.

How the hell you spell showfer?

Chauffeur

Ooh, fancy pants rich mcgee over here! FUCK YOU! Spelling bee ass...he gonna give me the definition next!

That wets my socks

Used to express exasperation at something. Because everyone hates getting their socks wet.

"Your dog peed on your shoes again."

"Well, that wets my socks."

Murdered By Words

A phrase used to describe brutal, well-deserved comebacks.

Person 1: *Horrible, rude, evil comment*
Person 2: *Absolutely vicious putdown*

"Holy shit, bro just got murdered by words! Call the police!"

Goose Goose Duck

An Among Us ripoff with ducks instead of astronauts. Has nothing to do with the children's game Duck, Duck, Goose.

Goose Goose Duck is a shameless ripoff

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Extraterritorial Rights

A funny phrase from Ace Attorney Investigations, originating from the final boss's repeated use of his special rights as an ambassador to do whatever the fuck he wants (even commit murder...twice) and face no repercussions.

"We have irrefutable evidence that you committed two murders and are the head of a smuggling ring!"

"Extraterritorial Rights."

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"

Patronage

The act of appointing someone to a public office for literally any reason other than their ability to hold a public office.

An example of patronage is electing a man who is clearly suffering from a mental decline, and a woman who has ruined several people's lives just because she is a woman, to get rid of a man whom you hate for no reason.

Oh, wait.

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Ohhhhh

The most anti-climactic thing to say while falling to your doom.

Nogla: Alright, gettin' bananas! *Misses the jump* Ohhhhh.

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