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Deliberately hurting oneself to get out of doing something.
Woman: Will you take the trash out?
Man: I can't. *Twists his leg* My leg is broken!
Woman: *Walks away in disgust*
Man: *Winks at the camera, then starts screaming in pain*
Exactly what it sounds like: You're sending a message (usually a NSFW message to your girlfriend/boyfriend) and you realize that you should look before you send - Because that just went to someone whom you REALLY don't want to see it, usually your mother.
Hey babe, my parents aren't home. Let's do it tonight ;)
*5 seconds later*
"OH, SHIT! THAT TEXT WENT TO MOM!"
"You're grounded, young man!"
Murray Head (yes, that is his real name) is a one-hit-wonder British songwriter born on March 5, 1946. He is known for the legendary song "One Night in Bangkok," and absolutely nothing else.
You'd think Murray Head would be more famous with a name like that.
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A gigantic spider/human hybrid commonly found in horror-themed ASMRs that would make an arachnophobe unable to sleep for weeks. Can be either male or female, although females are much more common.
The drider is rarely seen in any media other than ASMRs. They are usually very sadistic and will tease/torture the listener, who will always be in their giant, human-sized web. However, this is not always the case.
A hitman/assassin who killed a judge by the name of John Wood and was subsequently sentenced to life in prison. After a failed escape attempt, he simply accepted his fate and lived the rest of his life in prison until March 2006, when he died of a heart attack.
He has two sons: Woody and Brett. They are both actors, although the former is far more prominent.
Can you imagine how Woody Harrelson must have felt when he realized that his father, Charles Harrelson, was a killer? That must have caused some issues.
A word that makes you really good at mini-golf.
Vanoss: You have to say (Witchakia).
Moo Snuckel (in the most deadpan voice possible): Witchakia. (He misses)
Vanoss: You gotta say it in a more positive manner.
Moo Snuckel: Witchakia! (He actually makes it) Shut up....
A controversial Supreme Court case stating that abortion is perfectly okay. It later got overturned in June 2022 because murdering babies is highly illegal and immoral, much to the ire of liberals.
Roe v. Wade was stupid and should have never existed.
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