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Earle Williams

A hilarious, but tragic example of an extremely horrifying creature that has an incredibly mundane name. Earle Williams is a bonus boss on Fallout 76 who was introduced in August 2020.

Some time before the present day in-game, Williams and his friends were trapped in a mine after it suddenly collapsed behind them, killing one of them and leaving the rest permanently stuck. The men were nonetheless desperate to survive, and resorted to cannibalism. Some of them, however, had too weak of a stomach and decided to just wait for their starvation to end it all.

Earle Williams was not one of those people. In fact, cannibalizing his dead friend seemed to make his sanity slip away. He started trying to eat everyone, dead or alive, but was nonetheless fully aware of what he was doing; he knew he was becoming insane. By the time that the events of the game had started, Williams has mutated into a massive man-eating monster waiting impatiently for his next meal, and it's up to the dwellers of Vault 76 to put him out of his misery before it's too late.

The fight against Earle Williams is quite tough. He has TONS of health, and he's so resistant to all forms of damage that even legacy weapons barely deal scratch damage to him. He's nimble, aggressive, and can utter a piercing scream that will terrify the player character(s), causing them to run uncontrollably in a random direction if they're standing too close, potentially allowing him to land a nasty hit or two. The mine itself is bubbling hot and will kill you very quickly if you stand in the wrong spot, and there's several mini-me's of Williams that are very strong and tend to gang up on a single player to quickly overwhelm them. And on top of that, you have a strict time limit of 25 minutes to kill him, which may seem generous, but it's not.

Despite this, there IS at least one weapon that works insanely well against him: The plasma gun with the flamethrower mod and of course the right perk cards. ESPECIALLY if it's the special "Enclave" version, which has an insane ammo capacity. (However, the mod is INCREDIBLY rare.) Some players have managed to kill Williams singlehandedly by using this against him.

by Someone who kinda exists September 15, 2021


Take it to Heart

To be (deeply) hurt by criticism from someone.

On the morning after Taylor and Carl's acrimonious break-up, Taylor felt terrible for her downright venomous attitude towards Carl and hoped that he didn't take it to heart. But alas, he did; that morning, he was found dead in an apparent suicide.

by Someone who kinda exists August 14, 2021


Dashboarding

A gaming term used to refer to when a game suddenly freezes for absolutely no reason whatsoever, forcing a restart.

The term was coined by various Fallout 76 players, as the game is absolutely notorious for doing this.

"Don't worry, I got y- GODDAMMIT!"

"Did you dashboard?"

"Yes..."

"Man, dashboarding sucks. I feel you, man."

by Someone who kinda exists May 13, 2021


SSSniperWolf

A horrible human being whom "degenerate" doesn't even begin to describe. Proof that you can get away with anything as long as you are "attractive" by the Internet's standards.

Fortunately, a brave fella named Jacksfilms decided to call her out on her bullshit, resulting in the most dramatic Youtube feud ever (he's utterly decimating her).

Fuck SSSniperWolf

by Someone who kinda exists June 23, 2024


Dakimakura

A body pillow with a life-sized image of an anime girl on it. Often, the owner treats it as if it's an actual girlfriend. There is a strong social stigma against people who own one, because they are usually anime-obsessed guys with...odd sexual fantasies. But on rare occasions, the owner may just be someone who is forever alone and probably needs a hug, and maybe a bit of therapy for social anxiety/confidence issues.

"Does Dave have a girlfriend yet?"

"No...and I can tell it's really getting to him."

"Oh...he must be really sad about being forever alone."

"Yeah. He has a dakimakura now, and talks to it about his day every night when he goes to bed. He doesn't even watch anime."

"So you're saying...he's given up on finding love?"

"Yes. He's not a weirdo, really. He just wishes the stigma would go away."

"Ah, yes. That is a problem. Did anything happen concerning that stigma?"

"One of his "friends" recently made fun of him for owning one and made him cry."

"Goddammit, I hate people. The world would be a million times better if we just stopped judging people."

by Someone who kinda exists December 11, 2021

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Do You Believe In Magic

A very happy song that took a dark turn when it was featured in the TF2 video "Meet The Pyro."

("Do You Believe In Magic" starts playing)
Boomers: Ah, the nostalgia.
Gen Z: I fear no man, but that thing....it scares me.

by Someone who kinda exists August 6, 2022


Misanthrope

A person who is generally cynical and has a hatred for the majority of the human race.

A misanthrope believes that humans are horrible, selfish, and just plain unpleasant. While very hypocritical and exaggerated, it's generally not hard to see where their mindset comes from.

by Someone who kinda exists July 27, 2022

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