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Do Not Comply

A common phrase uttered by vaccine conspiracy theorists who believe that the government is trying to control the people through fear and threats.

"The more you comply to their insane demands, the more insane their demands will get. Do not comply."

-Ron DeSantis, Governor of Florida

by Someone who kinda exists December 18, 2021

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Velcro Kitty

An outrageously clingy cat.

Needs to be touching you (or at least be by your side) at literally all times.

Will have a massive freak-out when you leave your house for any reason, or if you dare try to get some alone time.

Will make you want to get a second cat so it will bother someone else. (This is actually a good idea.)

My velcro kitty is relentless. I had to adopt another cat so she would attach to someone else.

by Someone who kinda exists November 30, 2024


My leg is broken

Deliberately hurting oneself to get out of doing something.

Woman: Will you take the trash out?

Man: I can't. *Twists his leg* My leg is broken!

Woman: *Walks away in disgust*

Man: *Winks at the camera, then starts screaming in pain*

by Someone who kinda exists January 6, 2022


That Text Went to Mom

Exactly what it sounds like: You're sending a message (usually a NSFW message to your girlfriend/boyfriend) and you realize that you should look before you send - Because that just went to someone whom you REALLY don't want to see it, usually your mother.

Hey babe, my parents aren't home. Let's do it tonight ;)

*5 seconds later*

"OH, SHIT! THAT TEXT WENT TO MOM!"

"You're grounded, young man!"

by Someone who kinda exists July 15, 2020


Murray Head

Murray Head (yes, that is his real name) is a one-hit-wonder British songwriter born on March 5, 1946. He is known for the legendary song "One Night in Bangkok," and absolutely nothing else.

You'd think Murray Head would be more famous with a name like that.

by Someone who kinda exists June 28, 2021

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Drider

A gigantic spider/human hybrid commonly found in horror-themed ASMRs that would make an arachnophobe unable to sleep for weeks. Can be either male or female, although females are much more common.

The drider is rarely seen in any media other than ASMRs. They are usually very sadistic and will tease/torture the listener, who will always be in their giant, human-sized web. However, this is not always the case.

by Someone who kinda exists July 7, 2021


Charles Harrelson

A hitman/assassin who killed a judge by the name of John Wood and was subsequently sentenced to life in prison. After a failed escape attempt, he simply accepted his fate and lived the rest of his life in prison until March 2006, when he died of a heart attack.

He has two sons: Woody and Brett. They are both actors, although the former is far more prominent.

Can you imagine how Woody Harrelson must have felt when he realized that his father, Charles Harrelson, was a killer? That must have caused some issues.

by Someone who kinda exists July 28, 2021