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Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

The longest word in the English language; forty-five letters.

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is a disease caused by the inhalation of small particles called "silica," found in the vicinity of a volcano. It's better known as "silicosis."

by Someone who kinda exists August 12, 2021


Tortitude

A common stereotype among cat owners depicting tortoiseshell cats as being far more tsundere-ish than other breeds. Anyone who has owned a tortoiseshell cat can attest to its truthfulness.

Tortitude is real, and it doesn't diminish with age. Tortoiseshell cats are often very short-tempered and aggressive, but they are extremely affectionate when not in a sassy mood. Tortoiseshell cats are talkative regardless of their mood, and they are quite resilient as well. Might have something to do with the fact that they're always female.

by Someone who kinda exists July 31, 2021


George Floyd

An American criminal who committed several crimes over a timespan of roughly 30 years, from the late 80s/early 90s -- most notably holding a gun to an expecting mother's stomach -- until his death in May 2020.

Although it is frequently asserted that he was choked to death by a police officer, further investigation revealed that it's much more likely he died from a drug overdose, and the officer was trying to force them out of his system. His criminal past also came to light shortly after his conspicuous death, which did not help his public image.

George Floyd was not a hero. He definitely didn't deserve to die; no one does. But he was still a hardened criminal and should not be celebrated.

by Someone who kinda exists July 24, 2021

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Hang Mike Pence

An infamous Twitter hashtag that surfaced shortly after former U.S Vice President Michael R. Pence "betrayed" Donald Trump by not challenging the Electoral College votes, despite saying that he would challenge them the day before. It was quickly widespread, and several conservative movements and their supporters followed suit, calling for him to be hanged for treason.

The "Hang Mike Pence" hashtag was short-lived, but it was powerful enough for Mike Pence to completely fall off the face of the earth. It is unknown why he disappeared instead of meaningfully addressing it, or why it disappeared so quickly; the only thing America knows is that he is now considered a disgrace among members of the GOP.

by Someone who kinda exists July 31, 2021

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Gary Moore

A popular blues singer from Northern Ireland.

Birth Name: Robert William Gary Moore

Born: April 4, 1952
Current Status: Deceased (February 6, 2011; 58 years old)

Gary Moore first achieved fame as a member of the band Skid Row. He later performed for Thin Lizzy, and achieved great success as a solo artist from that point on until his death from an alcohol-induced heart attack.

by Someone who kinda exists September 13, 2021


Hitboxed

When you get hit by an attack in-game that CLEARLY missed you. Being hitboxed is a hallmark of bad game design.

It is also called "Hitreg" or "Hitregging", depending on who you ask.

*Dies*

"Fuck! I got hitboxed again!"

"I know, right! Stupid lazy developers..."

by Someone who kinda exists September 26, 2021


I'll See Myself Out

Something you say before leaving a room after making a really bad pun or joke that has everyone blankly staring at you.

"I was taught to never iron clovers. You don't want to press your luck."
.....
"I'll see myself out."

by Someone who kinda exists August 13, 2022