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Affront to the Ears

A ridiculously irritating sound.

My mother's voice is an affront to the ears.

by Someone who kinda exists August 26, 2020


Sehctib

Bitches spelled backwards

I don't trust bitches because bitches spelled backwards is sehctib and that don't make no sense just like you bitches

by Someone who kinda exists December 4, 2023


Offended by Nothing

In a world where everything is offensive to someone, some people have gone to the other extreme, being offended by nothing - meaning they don't realize some things are still genuinely very offensive and shouldn't be joked about.

"Did you hear that some guy made a joke about Justin Bieber's facial disease that said, 'In five years, no one will come to Justin Bieber's concerts because his face will scare them away'?"

"Yeah. That was so wrong. Whoever made that should be ashamed. I don't like Justin Bieber, but I don't wish that upon anyone...and I definitely wouldn't make jokes about it. It's a serious disease and it probably sucks to have."

"...Unfortunately, the offended by nothing group vigorously defended the offensive joke after people called them out."

"What assholes."

by Someone who kinda exists September 27, 2022

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Yellow Submarine

One of the few songs by The Beatles where Ringo Starr is the lead singer. Also one of their greatest songs ever.

(Ringo)

In the town where I was born
Lived a man who sailed the sea
And he told us of his life
In the land of submarines

So we sailed into the sun
'Til we found the sea of green
And we lived beneath the waves
In our yellow submarine

(All)

We all live in a yellow submarine
A yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in a yellow submarine
A yellow submarine, yellow submarine

by Someone who kinda exists November 24, 2021


Political Whore

A person with extremely strong political views who shoehorns said views into whatever post they see.

A political whore will find some way to insult Biden or Trump (depending on their views) on every single post they see, even if it's something that can't even be remotely misconstrued or interpreted as being political in any feasible way.

Person: *Posts a picture of an orange cat*

Retard: "Still has more brain cells than Trump"

Other person: "Can you shut the fuck up you political whore? Get a goddamn life ffs"

by Someone who kinda exists April 16, 2024


Fat Legs

A form of "fashion" used by horny girls on Roblox to make their legs look "thicker," when it in fact makes them look retarded and grotesque.

Fat Legs are utterly idiotic. They do not look attractive. Fuck off.

by Someone who kinda exists July 23, 2021


Urban Backdraft

Something you may end up on the wrong end of if you have certain opinions.

When a controversial event is happening, Urban Dictionary will take a completely one-sided view on the issue, regardless of whether or not it is actually correct, and stand by it no matter what. Anyone who expresses an opposite opinion gets downvoted to hell. This is what is called an "Urban Backdraft."

Now, factor in the fact that Urban Dictionary is extremely left-wing, and you have an anti-conservative crapshoot.

by Someone who kinda exists August 2, 2022