Furries

Human-animal hybrids that typically get a bad rap because of how cringe they are on Roblox.

Kitsunes (foxes), Nekos (cats), and Werewolves (self-explanatory) are the most popular.

Nobody:

Roblox Furries: OwO *Some nonsense shit* UwU *Repeat ad nauseam* OwO

Sneeze

Something dads do really well.

Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.

r/TrueUnpopularOpinion

What it's supposed to be: A replacement subreddit for r/UnpopularOpinion, a sub so ludicrously overmoderated that it's pretty much impossible to post anything.

Reality: A place where liberals have a bitch fit because people who disagree with them are allowed to comment and make posts stating their opinions without getting dogpiled, censored, and ultimately banned. The idea of hearing people who don't agree with them is so utterly foreign that they must attack it at all opportunities.

Unfortunately, they fail to realize that "Unpopular on Reddit" is a post flair for that exact reason, and that their own opinions are very much allowed.

r/TrueUnpopularOpinion would be a great subreddit if Reddit Liberals could just be chill

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Solver Squad

A GMod "Scooby Doo" parody where five guys with very shitty mics roleplay as Scooby-Doo characters that are wheelchair-bound due to an incident where they let Scooby drive the Mystery Machine. Together, they continue to solve mysteries, fighting all the way. Most of the humor comes from them making fun of each other's horrible mic quality, and their extreme troubles navigating maps in a wheelchair, which is typically always difficult or impossible.

Famous scenes from Solver Squad:

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Shaggy: "Like, what's wrong with your face?"
Impostor!Shaggy: "Zonks!"
Shaggy: "Like, that's not what I say, man! I say 'Zoinks!'"
"Stop picking on Shaggy, Shaggy!'
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Velma: (Unintelligible) "A red herring is when there's a clue, but it isn't really a clue, and-" (Unintelligible)
Shaggy: "Like, I can't understand Velma, man!"

Green M&M

The most seductive, alluring, and gorgeous M&M you'd ever seen until political correctness ruined her.

Bring back the old Green M&M or we will never buy M&Ms again out of protest. Sincerely, THE ENTIRE WORLD

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Jump Around

A song which is only remembered for the...weird sound at the beginning.

Jump Around

1% Rapid-fire rapping
19% Being played at every stadium that has ever existed
80% A really weird noise that sounds like a dog getting run over by a car

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Wilford Brimley

Anthony Wilford Brimley (1934-2020) was an American actor who became famous for appearing in educational commercials for diabetes, where he often mispronounced the disease as "Diabeetus." He also appeared in ads for Quaker Oats.

"Diabeetus bad. Quaker good."

-Wilford Brimley, probably

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