March 10

1. Mario Day (Mar10)

2. The birthday of the living legend that is Chuck Norris

March 10 is a great day

Shambala

1. A song by Three Dog Night

2. A Sanskrit term that means "Place of peace"

It's also spelled "Shambhala"

I can tell my sister by the flower of her eyes on the road to Shambala
I can tell my brother by the flowers of his eyes on the road to Shambala

Why Are We Still Here...Just to Suffer

What the people of Cuba think as America ignores their pleas not to do what Fidel Castro did to them.

Cuba: *Gets rekt by socialism*

Also Cuba: "Don't do it. Don't let Creepy Joe bring your country down to our level."

America: *Elects Creepy Joe*

Cuba: "Why are we still here...just to suffer....every night...."

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Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness

Sesquipedalian (adj.)

(Of a word) Containing many syllables.

(Of a person) Having an advanced vocabulary.

Loquaciousness (adj.)

(Of a person) Having a tendency to talk a lot; garrulous.

(Of a sentence) Using far more words than necessary; verbose.

Therefore, "Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness" refers to the tendency of a (usually) highly intelligent person to use extremely large words in mass quantities in order to sound more intelligent. Commonly found in chemistry and other ambitious majors.
Done right, it makes the person sound like someone who oughta be respected and paid attention to, because they definitely know what they're talking about.

Done wrong, it makes the person sound condescending and/or pretentious.

I started playing Words With Friends with Stephen. Terrible mistake. I should have known his sesquipedalian loquaciousness would give him the advantage. He wipes the floor with me every time!

Beat It

1. Michael Jackson's signature song, especially after Weird Al made a parody of it

2. A polite way of telling someone to fuck off

Person 1: Your shirt is fugly.

Person 2: Well, so is your personality. No wonder you're still single. Now beat it!

Cancer

1. An extremely serious disease caused by an uncontrolled growth of cells somewhere in the body. Depending on where it is and how early it's discovered, it can either be easily removed or almost instantly fatal.
2. A zodiac sign.

3. An unoriginal, overused term for something that someone dislikes.

1. My oldest died from cancer at the age of twelve. I'll do everything I can to make sure none of my other kids get it.

2. OoOoOh I'm a cancer HAHHAHAH ZODIAC HEHEHEHEH

3. This game is fuckin cancer bro. What POS made this pile of junk?

Nickelback

A band people only hate because the Internet told them to.

"Why do we hate Nickelback?"
"We just do."
"Ok."