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Spicy Kitty

A slang term for a cat with a mean, grumpy, no-nonsense personality/disposition.

A spicy kitty isn't necessarily antisocial, per se, but often they are. They're also often female, but male cats can be spicy too.

My spicy kitty will attack you for simply being within five feet of her.

by Someone who kinda exists April 18, 2024


Wiwajapanigobugarin

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY

Wiwajapanigobugarin

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY

by Someone who kinda exists May 28, 2024


Forever Alone

A term for someone who is having a significant amount of trouble finding their other half, and probably never will find it for as long as they live. Typically, the person is not the most attractive one around. They may also have social anxiety, which is almost (though not always) the main reason.

Despite often being used as a joke, being lonely is very real and should not be taken lightly. Loneliness can often severely damage a person's mental health; they may think that no one loves them or cares for them, and severe depression ensues. And if it's not addressed soon enough, the person may end it all.

If you know a forever alone person...give them a hug. Let them know that someone still cares for them, and that their special someone is somewhere out there.

If you ARE a forever alone person...understand that there's nothing wrong with you. Some people simply find that one person who just clicks in their heart quicker than others. Don't give up hope, because that person will appear someday.

by Someone who kinda exists July 19, 2021

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Jerry Van Dyke

Jerry Van Dyke (Born July 27, 1931; died January 5, 2018) was the lesser-known (and far less successful) younger brother of Dick Van Dyke.

Most of the TV shows that Jerry Van Dyke starred in were extremely short-lived, and one of them was even considered one of the worst sitcoms of all time. However, he did have a few successful roles, such as appearing alongside his brother in the latter's eponymous show, and as Luther Van Dam on "Coach." Despite all of this, he was still largely overshadowed by his brother. \

by Someone who kinda exists July 24, 2021


Urban Dictionary Content Guidelines

The least enforced rules in the history of rules.

According to Urban Dictionary Content Guidelines, hate speech is not allowed. That's a lie.

If hate speech isn't allowed, then why is every definition of Donald Trump nothing more than just saying that he's a POS, and not actually meaningfully describing him?

by Someone who kinda exists June 21, 2021

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FUBAR

Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition/Repair. Refers to something that is very....well, fucked up.

To say that Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing is FUBAR would be the understatement of the year.

by Someone who kinda exists April 17, 2022


Mexican Word of the Day

A joke where a person slurs a word into a sentence on a picture of a stereotypical Mexican man.

The format goes:

"Mexican Word of the Day: Insert word here"

"Insert statement using that word in a humorous way that sounds like two different words, but still makes sense"

Mexican Word of the Day: Deliver

My doctor said I should stop drinking so much to give Deliver a break.

by Someone who kinda exists August 13, 2021