Cardiomegaly

An abnormally enlarged heart.

"My boyfriend has a big heart."

"Aww, that's nice. You finally found the one for you!"

"No, he has cardiomegaly. He LITERALLY has a big heart."

Super Mario Forever

One of the hardest ROM hacks of Super Mario Brothers ever made. There are only four levels, and every single one of them (except the third one) is its own rage-inducing nightmare that will make you want to throw your keyboard across the room.

Super Mario Forever quickly attracted notoriety when Youtube began to notice it. However, it was dismissed as a Kaizo ripoff shortly afterward and has since fallen off the face of the earth.

FML

Acronym for "Fuck My Life," usually said by a person when something really shitty happens to them. There's even a website named after it for this exact purpose.

"How was your day?"

"I got stuck in an elevator and I suddenly had to pee really bad. I've certainly had better days. FML"

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FML

A left-wing biased website where liberals cry about things they disagree with. Oh, and it used to be a place where people vented when they had a bad day. FML

FML used to be good.

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Off the Mark

A hilarious comic panel by Mark Parisi. Running from September 1987 to the present, Parisi has been making the cartoon since he was in his mid-twenties, and he's still going strong after more than 35 years. With more than 12,000 panels to look through, you'll never be bored again.

Off the Mark is so funny. I swear Mark Parisi never runs out of ideas.

Noob Tube

An extremely overpowered weapon in a video game that inexperienced players (noobs) tend to spam.

It is named for the grenade launcher attachment to assault rifles in COD. Due to the fact that it requires zero effort to use, new players tend to spam it a lot. Plus it looks like a tube, hence the name "Noob Tube."

It is also available in the GMOD gamemode Prop Hunt, although in this case it's a necessary evil because the 1hp props can be frustrating to kill.

About That

What someone says when they're trying to hide something from a friend who may or may not murder them and/or burst into tears when said thing is discovered.

*Mark's dog, Damon, has gone missing*

*Mark's friend Terry finally finds Damon dead in the middle of the road, apparently ran over*
Mark: "It's been more than a week now, Terry. Have you found Damon yet?"

Terry: "Umm...about that..."

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