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A formerly funny group of people who hilariously simulated awkward social issues and people. Nowadays, it has been almost nothing but reposts of videos when Sam Li and de facto leader Kurt Tocci were still in the group, and loads of "What it's like to have a friend from (insert country here)" implying they've run out of ideas and are trying to stay relevant despite this.
Smile Squad was good until Kurt left, and it only got worse when Sam left.
1. The act of hitting someone on the head
2. Something that is said before you go to Horny Jail
An upbeat song by Simon and Garfunkel about...being a depressed recluse. "A rock feels no pain, and an island never cries."
(Paul Simon)
A winter's day
In a deep and dark December
(Both)
I am alone
(Simon)
Gazing from my window
To the streets below
On a freshly-fallen, silent shroud of snow
(Both)
I am a rock, I am an island
A song that was intentionally made to be as awful as possible.
"The Most Unwanted Song" (yes, that's really what it's called) was made after a couple guys made a poll asking what people like least in music. Results included soprano singers, children's choirs, cowboy songs, commercial jingles, bagpipes, political rants, etc.
After finding what people picked the most for the most irritating things in music and in general, these diabolic fellas made a 22-minute song composed of everything mentioned above...and then some. It was released in 1997 and took the world by storm. Recently it has experienced a bit of a renaissance thanks to the Internet.
Despite being intentionally horrific, "The Most Unwanted Song" has gained a small cult following, partly due to the fact that it's arguably not THAT bad. Some argue that it's actually good.
Others will even argue that it's better than "The Most Wanted Song," created at around the same time by doing the exact opposite of what they did to make "Unwanted," because "Wanted" is simply a very bland and stereotypical love ballad.
A word used to dismiss "conspiracy theories" that are actually right on the money because they go against what the government and media want you to think.
Many people have yet to receive an apology for spreading "misinformation" that was acknowledged as correct.
Destroy Dick December, a challenge where one must nut once for December 1, 2 or the 2nd, and so on, for a total of 496 times in 31 days.
It goes without saying that this is physically impossible. To ejaculate 496 times in 31 days, you would have to do so at least 16 times every day, or once every 90 minutes. You don't have to be a doctor to know that would give you Carpal Tunnel Syndrome and render you effectively impotent for quite some time, if not permanently.
To put it very simply, if you were able to legitimately pull this off, you would LITERALLY destroy your reproductive organs, probably by the time you got to Christmas. Not to mention your arm would be absolutely jacked (pun not intended), like that of a professional bodybuilder's, and you would have frequent bouts of Carpal Tunnel that would inhibit your performance.
Guy: "DDD needs to be easier. I did the math and it's physically impossible."
Guy 2: "Totally agree. I made a spirited effort last year and I gave myself Death Grip Syndrome, as well as Carpal Tunnel in my arm."
Guy: "Damn."
Treating a piece of shit human being as though they're a god.
Tumblr constantly worships Dream, despite the fact that his Minecraft speedruns were proven to be fake.
Dumbass Worship at its finest.