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Plandemic

A term used by right-wing conspiracy theorists who believe that the Coronavirus Disease 2019 Pandemic was 100% intentional.

Plandemic conspiracy theorists often believe that Dr. Anthony Fauci was the one responsible for bringing the virus to America. It sounds ridiculous, but his comment in January 2017 stating that Donald Trump would definitely face an outbreak during his presidency actually gives them a leg to stand on.

by Someone who kinda exists September 11, 2021

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Let's Go Brandon

A family-friendly way of expressing contempt for U.S President Joe Biden.

"Let's Go Brandon" originated from a NASCAR race in mid-2021. During the race, the crowd began to chant "FUCK JOE BIDEN!" When the media covered it, they attempted to convince people that the crowd was saying "Let's Go Brandon," to cheer on one of the racers, Brandon Brown, in a ridiculously bad attempt at damage control. In the weeks that followed, several music artists began to make parodic songs about the ridiculous error. The song "Let's Go Brandon" by rapper Loza Alexander was by far the most successful, becoming the most popular song on iTunes in less than a week. And thus, a legend was born. "Let's Go Brandon" is now a very common phrase uttered by people who strongly disapprove of Joe Biden's job performance.

by Someone who kinda exists January 2, 2022

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Dr. Suess

What society thinks he was: A beloved children's author

What he really was: A fucking asshole who disliked children and drove his wife to suicide when she became very sick with cancer.

Here's to Dr. Suess: An author, and a sociopath.

by Someone who kinda exists August 11, 2021


Experience Gravity

The oldest game on Roblox (November 2006) that still has people playing it to this day.

Work At A Pizza Place: I am THE OG Roblox game.
Experience Gravity: Hold my beer.

by Someone who kinda exists August 12, 2021


The Lovin' Spoonful

A rock band formed in the mid-1960's. Initially, the band was composed of four members, as follows:
-John Sebastian (born March 17, 1944)
-Zal Yanovsky (December 19, 1944 - December 13, 2002) (Yes, that is his real name)
-Joe Butler (Born September 16, 1941)
-Steve Boone (date of birth unknown)

They were known for their very happy and upbeat songs, some slow, some fast. They were extremely popular during their heyday, with even The Beatles citing them as an inspiration for at least one of their songs (namely, "Good Day Sunshine"). Paul McCartney in particular is a huge fan of them, and so are the Kinks' Davies brothers.

Their success was short-lived, however, due to legal issues and other problems; John Sebastian left the band in 1968 to pursue a (rather unsuccessful) solo career, and things went downhill from there. Despite finding a replacement in fellow musicians and brothers Jim and Jerry Yester, they disbanded in 1969 after only four years together.

However, in 1991, the band reunited. John Sebastian did not return, although he briefly joined them in a one-off reunion in 2000 and again in 2020. Jerry Yester was kicked out in 2017 after it was discovered that he is a child predator (and now a registered sex offender). Despite this, the band continues to perform under the leadership of the two remaining original members, Boone and Butler.

The Lovin' Spoonful is a very underrated band, although many people think that they're just not the same without John Sebastian.

by Someone who kinda exists July 23, 2022


Facebook Probation

When Facebook punishes you by placing sanction(s) on your account to restrict what you can do instead of just putting you in Facebook Jail.

"Why didn't you comment on my post bro"

"I can't. I'm on Facebook Probation and can't comment on any posts until Monday"

by Someone who kinda exists March 12, 2022


Prop Hunt

The most popular game mode on Garry's Mod.

There are two teams: The Props, and the Hunters.

The props have the ability to turn themselves into almost any object in the map -- from oranges to entire tables -- and must disguise themselves to hide from the Hunters, whose goal is to find them and kill them before the time runs out.

While players spawn with the default 100hp, the amount of health you have depends on what object you change into; small objects have only 1-3hp, while larger objects can have as much as 200hp. The hunters also spawn with 100hp, which decreases by 5 for each time they hit something that isn't a prop. Thus, if they aren't careful, it's possible for the hunters themselves to die.

While Prop Hunt is quite popular, it's far from perfect. There are several flaws with the game, such as:

-Balancing; if you play the game enough, you'll realize that the Hunters win almost every time.
-If the Props win by default (All the hunters die), the game will declare "Hunters Win!" instead of "Props Win!".

-Props with only one HP have incredibly terrible hitboxes while moving. It's not uncommon to shoot a moving one HP prop and see ACTUAL BLOOD, but it still doesn't die. "HE'S BLEEDING EVERYWHERE!!!"

-Speaking of which, some props are incredibly unfair, such as the pencil and the billiard balls.

-Small props can get into areas that are inaccessible to the hunters, almost always requiring a noob tube.

-Props can not adjust the way they face, but the prop "moves" with the camera, making it impossible to tell if you're facing the wrong way if you're hiding as something like an office cabinet.

-It's not uncommon to accidentally change into an incredibly large object and not only get stuck, but stick out like a sore thumb as well. Plus, it may be difficult or impossible to switch into something else.

Despite this, it remains quite popular with the VanossGaming Crew.

by Someone who kinda exists August 15, 2021