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Bob Dylan

A song artist whose only reason for existing is to have his songs covered.

Think of any legendary song from 1965-1985, and there will be a good chance that it is a cover and was originally sung by Bob Dylan.

by Someone who kinda exists July 29, 2022

19πŸ‘ 60πŸ‘Ž


Donald Trump

The 45th President of the United States, and by far the most utterly divisive man in the history of the universe. One half of the world thinks he's a gift from God; the other half thinks he's the Antichrist. There is virtually no middle ground between these two extremes.

Republicans: Donald Trump will go down in history as the most underappreciated President in the history of the United States of America.

Democrats: Donald Trump will go down in history as the most vile man to ever set foot in politics, ever.
Everyone else: *Munches on popcorn while watching this madness go down*
Urban Dictionary Users: Wow. I never thought I would see an UNBIASED definition for Donald Trump. But here it is.

by Someone who kinda exists July 30, 2022

64πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Sylvester Stallone

Sylvester Stallone (Born Michael Sylvester Gardenzio Stallone; July 6, 1946) is John Rambo.

He's also Rocky Balboa.

Fun facts about Stallone:

-Despite being an old man himself, Stallone still has a living parent as of this writing; Jacqueline Frances Labofish Stallone (Born November 30, 1921)
-Stallone is a huge supporter of gun control, despite the fact that...he's Rambo. Duh.

-His somewhat deformed face stems from many complications during his birth.

Sylvester Stallone is badass

by Someone who kinda exists July 14, 2020

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


March 10

1. Mario Day (Mar10)

2. The birthday of the living legend that is Chuck Norris

March 10 is a great day

by Someone who kinda exists March 10, 2023


Shambala

1. A song by Three Dog Night

2. A Sanskrit term that means "Place of peace"

It's also spelled "Shambhala"

I can tell my sister by the flower of her eyes on the road to Shambala
I can tell my brother by the flowers of his eyes on the road to Shambala

by Someone who kinda exists October 31, 2021


Why Are We Still Here...Just to Suffer

What the people of Cuba think as America ignores their pleas not to do what Fidel Castro did to them.

Cuba: *Gets rekt by socialism*

Also Cuba: "Don't do it. Don't let Creepy Joe bring your country down to our level."

America: *Elects Creepy Joe*

Cuba: "Why are we still here...just to suffer....every night...."

by Someone who kinda exists August 13, 2021

7πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness

Sesquipedalian (adj.)

(Of a word) Containing many syllables.

(Of a person) Having an advanced vocabulary.

Loquaciousness (adj.)

(Of a person) Having a tendency to talk a lot; garrulous.

(Of a sentence) Using far more words than necessary; verbose.

Therefore, "Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness" refers to the tendency of a (usually) highly intelligent person to use extremely large words in mass quantities in order to sound more intelligent. Commonly found in chemistry and other ambitious majors.
Done right, it makes the person sound like someone who oughta be respected and paid attention to, because they definitely know what they're talking about.

Done wrong, it makes the person sound condescending and/or pretentious.

I started playing Words With Friends with Stephen. Terrible mistake. I should have known his sesquipedalian loquaciousness would give him the advantage. He wipes the floor with me every time!

by Someone who kinda exists April 25, 2022