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1. Michael Jackson's signature song, especially after Weird Al made a parody of it
2. A polite way of telling someone to fuck off
Person 1: Your shirt is fugly.
Person 2: Well, so is your personality. No wonder you're still single. Now beat it!
1. An extremely serious disease caused by an uncontrolled growth of cells somewhere in the body. Depending on where it is and how early it's discovered, it can either be easily removed or almost instantly fatal.
2. A zodiac sign.
3. An unoriginal, overused term for something that someone dislikes.
1. My oldest died from cancer at the age of twelve. I'll do everything I can to make sure none of my other kids get it.
2. OoOoOh I'm a cancer HAHHAHAH ZODIAC HEHEHEHEH
3. This game is fuckin cancer bro. What POS made this pile of junk?
A band people only hate because the Internet told them to.
"Why do we hate Nickelback?"
"We just do."
"Ok."
A band that people only hate because the Internet told them to do so.
Why do people hate Nickelback?
1. The fifth letter of the English alphabet.
2. A grade formerly used in schools between a D and an F. It has since been removed because some people thought it could be interpreted as "Excellent."
3. A retarded meme that does nothing but demonstrate that literally anything can be a meme.
4. A perfect response for when something awkward happens and you don't know what to say.
1. A B C D e F G
2. "I got an E on that test yesterday."
"What? I thought "E" wasn't even a grade anymore!"
"Apparently it is when you fail that bad. Maybe it means my brain is 'empty'?"
3. "Markiplier + Lord Farquaad = E"
4. "You're going to horny jail"
"E"
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King Harkinian is the King of Hyrule, and also a singer/songwriter best known for his 2008 hit: the novelty song, "Scrub, Scrub, Scrub" (feat. Link, Zelda, Ganon, and others).
The chorus to "Scrub Scrub Scrub" by King Harkinian is as follows:
I'm going to Gamelon, after you've scrubbed all the floors...
Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in Hyrule
Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in Gamelon
Scrub, scrub, scrub my ship in the morning
Scrub, scrub, scrub my Wii!
Scrub, Scrub, Scrub all the floors in my lair
Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in my house
Scrub, scrub, scrub my warriors in the morning
Scrub, scrub, scrub, my boy!
Types of atheists include:
- The "No Proof" Atheist - The most basic type of atheist. They believe there is no way to decisively prove that there is a God. By far the easiest one to talk to and have an intelligent discussion with.
- The "Bible is Horrible" Atheist - Uses the argument that the Bible has some content that's very uncomfortable to read. This is generally considered to be the weakest argument, because many verified events throughout history are pretty awful. History is not supposed to make you happy.
- The "Religious Trauma" Atheist - A person who identifies with atheists due to horrible experiences with religious people, extremists, bigots etc.
- The "World is Horrible" Atheist - Believes that because so many atrocities occur with no problem, that many evil people live long lives and get away with it all while good people die horrible deaths at a young age, etc. there must be no God.
- The "Leave Me Alone" Atheist - Angry about religious people who try to shove their views down everyone's throats. Usually related to Religious Trauma Atheist. Generally considered the most acceptable reason to be an atheist (besides "No Proof".)
- The "Absolutely Insufferable" Atheist - All of the above, and quite literally allergic to religious people, these atheists go out of their way to tear religion down at every opportunity. Most likely a Religious Trauma Atheist taken to pretty nasty extremes. Or just a dickhead. Commonly found on the Internet, especially Reddit.