I Want A Math Debate

A funny prank used to trick someone into saying out loud that they wish to masturbate.

Slowly: "I want a math debate."
Quickly: "I wanna masturbate."

Reddit 50/50

A well-known subreddit where all the images have the "spoiler" tag by default. Above each post is a description of two things that you may see if you click the image. (The website chooses which one it will be at random.)One of them is typically quite pleasant, while the other is...not so pleasant.

For example, you may see a 50/50 where one of the possible posts is a bunch of kittens sleeping in a box, while the other option is a man waking up from anesthesia while undergoing open-heart surgery. (This is just an example. But the bad outcome is not an exaggeration; some of them are actually very graphic and utterly terrifying.)

...You get the idea. This subreddit can either make your day, or it can scar you for life.

Reddit 50/50 is a very popular challenge with Youtubers. But please, enter it at your own risk. You may want to puke if you get the bad outcome one too many times.

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Beef

To nerf (something) excessively to the point of uselessness; to weaken.

Not to be confused with the phrase "Beef Up," which is the exact opposite.

That game was fun until they decided to beef the minigun. Now it's frustrating.

Fawniva

A formerly popular ASMRtist who deleted all of her social media accounts in utter disgrace after defending a pedophile child groomer and getting brutally called out by her former fans, as well as being exposed as a narcissistic bitch in general.

A very rare case of cancel culture actually being a positive thing, proving that it is not inherently bad.

Fuck you, Fawniva.

Sincerely,

The Internet

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Welcome

The name of a popular Youtuber.

...Markiplier? Who are you talking about?

Hello, everybody! My name is Welcome...

Misandry

A form of racism characterized by a hatred of men. The opposite of misogyny.

Misandry is much more common than people would like to admit. Many modern-day feminists are misandrists, and there are many idiotic stigmas against men having certain terrible things happen to them.

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The Patience of Job

Used to describe a person who is extremely patient and resilient. It is not to be confused with "The patience of a saint," which is usually (but not always) associated with being a pushover.
The phrase comes from the character Job in the Bible, whom Satan practically used as his personal plaything. But his faith never faltered despite the numerous contrived misfortunes that plagued his life.

People who work in customer service or in educational settings must have the patience of Job if they can still function as people after so long.