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A cynical statement used to point out that no matter how stupid someone is, they can still decide the fate of a country.
There are people who actually think that an almost eighty-year-old man who can't even walk up a flight of stairs without tripping or stumbling at least three times and can't go more than five minutes without uttering a non-sequitur or having a random emotional outburst and has a long, documented history of being extremely racially prejudiced whenever it's convenient to him is fit to run an entire country. And these people can vote.
An Irish blues musician, commonly known as "The greatest guitarist you've never heard of" due to the lack of commercial success he experienced during his brief lifetime, despite his immense talent and easily recognizable style.
"I don't know, why don't you ask Rory Gallagher?" - Jimi Hendrix, when asked what it's like being the greatest guitarist of all time (he didn't actually say that though)
A political cartoon by Ben Garrison, released on January 7, 2021. This cartoon, along with the even more controversial cartoon that Garrison posted the day after, was the last straw that caused him to be banned from Twitter.
"The Backstabbers" depicts several former allies of Donald Trump wielding comically large knives, while walking down a red carpet with a sign that says "BETRAY THE PRESIDENT - GET IN LINE." The line of knife-wielding "backstabbers" includes: Mike Pence, Michael Flynn, William Barr, and many others.
One of the funniest moments in the history of the Vanoss Crew, where Terroriser states that Ben Stiller is Batman instead of Ben Affleck.
Terroriser (In his Terminator voice while shooting Batman NPCs): HELLO! AHHH, FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU, BEN STILLER! FUCK YOU, BEN STILLER! COME ON, YOU FUCK!
Panda (After Terroriser kills them all): I have to point out something...BEN STILLER IS NOT BATMAN!
(Everyone starts laughing)
Terroriser: What? I SAID BEN STILLER??
Wildcat: Ben AFFLECK!
Terroriser: Ah, fuck! I called Zoolander "Batman"!
Panda: You stupid bastard!
A humorous meme about signs being misread due to the words being misplaced. Since anyone who has ever read a book before knows that words go left-to-right, doing it any other way causes massive confusion.
Named for an image for the series premiere of The Walking Dead, where there is a chained door with zombies behind it. On the door is a giant spray-painted message that reads, "Don't open, dead inside." From top-to-bottom on the doors.
Several months later, many people began to point out that they mistakenly read it as "Don't Dead Open Inside" before realizing what it was actually supposed to say. As the years passed, several more examples of the meme spawned, and it eventually became the subject of many meme crossovers, such as "Floating Guy Chasing Running Guy," "Woman Yelling at Cat," and "Grandma Finds the Internet."
Don't Dead Open Inside quickly became one of the most popular memes of all time, as well as one of the few "old" memes that withstood the test of time due to its overall versatility.
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Literally the worst age to die at, ever.
You were THAT close to 100.
"My great aunt died yesterday"
"Aw, that sucks. How old was she?"
"99"
"Damn! That's even worse! You mean she couldn't stick around just a little bit longer to get to 100?"
"Ahem."
"...Sorry."
A condition where a man suffers erectile dysfunction due to holding his...reproductive organ too tightly while pleasuring himself.
Death Grip Syndrome.
...No comment. This IS a real thing, but...no comment.
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