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An underrated (and very true) joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005).
An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.
The state of being dead or not existing.
My dad has been suffering from a lack of being existent for nearly a decade
A gross medical condition where a person's nose looks like it was dropped into a radioactive barrel.
People with rhinophyma often get judged because of their horribly mutated nose.
When you try to LOSE a game as quickly as possible.
"I did a reverse speedrun on Dark Souls"
"Must have been pretty anticlimactic"
Kane Tanaka is a Japanese supercentenarian born on January 2, 1903. At 117 years of age, she is the oldest living person as of 2020.
I hope grandma lives to be as old as Kane Tanaka.
"Who?"
"Just Google it"
The signature song (and nickname) of the American musician Billy Joel.
Sing us a song, you're the Piano Man
Sing us a song tonight
We're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feeling alright
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A ridiculous stupid Youtube video that brings back memories of when Youtube was...ridiculously stupid. It must be seen to be believed.
Daffy Duck: I thlammed my penith in the car door.
PaRappa: You slammed your penis in the car door!
*Car door slamming*
"OOOOOOOOOHHHH!"
*Daffy dies*
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