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Like a Squidward Torture Porn, only with Plankton as the victim.
Any Spongebob episode where Plankton is the primary character is bound to be a Plankton Torture Porn.
While they are similar to Squidward Torture Porns, they also have differences. Both Squidward and Plankton are supposed to be "unlikeable" but are actually very popular, for example.
The main difference is that while SOME (very few) STP's are actually entertaining, PTP's are never funny. This is because they didn't start until AFTER the show had hit rock bottom (Seasons 6-7). "One Coarse Meal" is unquestionably the worst PTP and arguably the worst episode in the series alongside "A Pal For Gary".
The unofficial superhero alter ego of Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club, possessing quick speed and an even quicker mind.
It comes from a DDLC mod where Monika is out in the rain and gets KO'd after being struck by lightning. When she wakes up, she finds out that she's in an entirely different location, and she's wearing a very strange outfit. She then realizes that the incident gave her superpowers, and she decides to use them for good.
The name "Thighspeed" comes from the meme about Monika simps saying that she has "thicc thighs."
Yep, the internet is a weird place.
Something that hasn't happened yet, and hopefully never will, but some people are very confident that it will. In fact, some people seemingly WANT to kick it off, confident that they would win and basically get to do whatever they want.
Don't be some people. War bad.
The thought of a 2nd American Civil War around the corner is often used by Americans who don't like the current president. It became much more "popular" in the 2010s.
A dirty speedrun cheater who is worshipped by Tumblr even after it was proven that he cheated.
How stupid is Tumblr?
Well, they still support a guy who made a Minecraft speedrun which was proven to be a fraud. Fuck you, Dream.
When the same lie is told so many times that no one believes it when it's actually true. See also: The Boy Who Cried Wolf.
Abe Vigoda Syndrome refers to the actor of the same name, who became a giant running joke in the 1980's after he was falsely reported dead. TWICE. And that was just the beginning. He was falsely reported dead dozens of times in the years that followed. The Internet even made a website entirely dedicated to reporting if Vigoda was living or deceased. Numerous comedians poked fun at the death rumors. Vigoda himself even got in on it upon occasion. "I'm still alive, you pinhead!"
When Vigoda ACTUALLY died in January 2016 at the age of 94, several articles reporting his death actually had to leave disclaimers highlighted in bold that it was "not a hoax." They really couldn't risk people thinking it was a joke.
Answering a question extremely quickly, especially a rather difficult one.
The term is named after the author himself, as well as an absolutely golden moment during Meredith Viera's time as the host of "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?", where a contestant phoned a friend for $250,000, and said friend instantly told him the correct answer - Norman Mailer.
Contestant: "Bob, in 1960, what author stabbed his second wife, Adele, with a pen knife during an argument at a party?"
Bob (before contestant even reads any of the choices): Norman Mailer!
*Audience cheers*
(A few moments later, contestant locks in Norman Mailer and gets it right)
1. A group of people who will relentlessly tease you and then wonder why you left them.
See also: Parents
2. A meme from Fast and Furious.
1. "Sometimes I wonder if my family even cares about me at all. I feel like an outcast because of how they treat me. Like I'm some sort of laughing stock. Am I missing something?"
2. "You never turn your back on family."
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