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When a person who has been missing for an extended period is declared dead, even though there is usually no evidence to support whether they are alive to deceased because they are...well, missing.
A missing person is declared dead in absentia when they have not been located for seven years after vanishing.
Death in absentia can lead to odd scenarios if the person comes back.
For example, a man who had gone missing long enough to be declared dead suddenly turned up again and appealed his declaration of death in court. However, the decision was ruled irreversible, and he remained legally dead despite his clearly being alive, as he was standing in the courtroom!
A person's favorite out of the four girls in Doki Doki Literature Club.
Some people think the Bakadere childhood friend is Best Girl.
Some people think the Kuudere bookworm is Best Girl.
Some people think the Tsundere shorty with daddy issues is Best Girl.
And some people think the self-aware Yandere is Best Girl.
They all have their own reasons, and it leads to some heated flame wars.
A guy who appears to be absolutely incapable of taking hints, but actually isn't. He just lacks self-confidence and doesn't want to completely embarrass himself by assuming that those hints are real, because he's not sure that his girlfriend is reciprocating those feelings or if she's just messing with him.
"My boyfriend is denser than a black hole."
"He's an insecure black hole, girl. He knows what you want him to do. He's just extremely shy and doesn't want to just assume things, lest he will make you uncomfortable. You have to be completely sincere to him, and you'll probably have to spell things out for him. Patience is key."
"Well, now he just sounds like even more of a loser."
"And you sound like a narcissist who thinks that a man has to be confident in order to be worth your time. That toxic mindset is never going to pick up any guys. Looks are nothing; personality is everything. He's a sweet guy, and you're an inflexible jackass."
"I want a man who can use his words."
"He has social anxiety. Did you know that? But by all means, why don't you go ahead and explode at him for being shy? I'm sure he would take that really well. Do you want to be the reason that someone committed suicide because they can't afford to see a therapist?"
A humorous phrase uttered by someone who is trying to speak but gets tongue-tied in the process.
"You know, I thought- Unintelligible"
"Jesus! I can't talk!"
The most underrated joke in Spongebob.
Squidward: Why couldn't the 11-year-old get in the pirate movie?
Mr. Krabs: Why?
Squidward: It was rated R!
Hahahaha! Arr! ...Because it's...about...pirates?
One of the most underrated comedians of all time.
Tony Baker is known for his hilarious videos where he does voice-overs for various animals (usually cats and dogs).
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The REAL Super Mario Bros. 2 that we never got for two reasons:
1. It was too similar to the original.
2. It was Kaizo Mario before Kaizo Mario was cool.
For these two reasons, the folks down west said no, and stole one of Japan's games and made it into the SMB 2 that we all remember.
Despite its infamous reputation, The Lost Levels is actually not a bad game -- but it is very frustrating. The last two levels of the original game will probably take you several hours, and world C-4 is damn near impossible without cheats.