JFC

Jesus Fucking Christ - An exclamation of peak exasperation.

Has absolutely nothing to do with a man who (supposedly) rose from the dead having sexual intercourse with himself.

Remember when Urban Dictionary wasn't a left wing echo chamber that was also littered with immature 12-year-olds writing idiotic sexual definitions that make zero sense?
JFC, how this site has fallen

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Cut Up

Extremely sad or distressed.

John has been really cut up since his son died.

Nuggers

A horrible misspelling of the word "Nuggets."

Vanoss: "Nuggers"
Panda: "WOW, EVAN! WHAT THE FUCK!!!"
Vanoss: "The 'r' is next to the 't'!"

(The "I" is also next to the "U", but don't tell him that)

Never Trumper

A person who should logically be supportive of former president Donald Trump, but isn't for some reason.

You might be asking, "Aren't Never Trumpers basically RINOS?" and you would be...mostly right.

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D

A dumb, informal abbreviation for the word "dead."

"Is Bob Saget still alive?"

"No, he is D"

🤷🏻 ♂️

An emoji used after a true statement (or a rhetorical question) that invalidates an argument, used to show that the person typing the comment knows the other person will ignore it.

Also has a female variant: 🤷🏻 ♀️

"No guy wants to date me after I cheated on my boyfriend"
"That sounds like a 'you' problem 🤷🏻 ♂️"

ASDFophobia

The (totally not made up) fear of backstories.

The origin of ASDFophobia

Patient: Doctor, I'm afraid of backstories!

Doctor: When did this all start?

Patient: Well....AAAAHHHHH!!!

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