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A comedy duo who make humorous puns out of various words in a manner similar to Mexican Word of the Day.
The Pun Guys:
"Your word is 'Thirsty.'"
"Are you coming on Wednesday or Thirsty (Thursday)?"
"Garrulous."
"My girl is such a garrulous (careless) driver."
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"Did you have something better?"
"Yeah. I want to go to to the zoo and see the garrulous (gorillas)."
Extremely difficult and painful.
Dealing with a Karen in your workplace is like baptizing a cat.
When you die from a disease or other illness that you made fun of in the past.
John Bain Syndrome got its name from John Peter Bain A.K.A "The Cynical Brit." In the early 2010s, he came under fire for telling someone to "go get cancer and die."
Needless to say, the Internet was NOT very sympathetic when he revealed that he had cancer himself, citing this infamous moment many times. They practically rejoiced when he revealed that it was terminal.
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"Treat others the way you wish to be treated."
It seems that most politicians -- especially Joe Biden and Donald Trump -- have forgotten The Golden Rule. It's time to reintegrate it into society once more.
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An episode of SpongeBob Squarepants that is entirely focused around making Squidward's life as miserable as possible.
Squidward Torture Porns are among the most reviled episodes of Spongebob. "Good Neighbors", "Ink Lemonade", and "Choir Boys" are generally considered the three worst STP's.
A Sudden Song is a song that starts very abruptly. It typically opens with the singer/band screaming the chorus, with not even a single second of instrumental before it.
A Sudden Song generally scares the shit out of the person vibing to their music, especially when it's preceded by a song that is very calm/quiet.
The Beatles are notorious for this, particularly with the songs "Paperback Writer", "With A Little Help From My Friends", and "Can't Buy Me Love".
Person: "Ah, that was a nice, slow song. I really needed to relax. I wonder what's next."
Journey: "ANY WAY YOU WANT IT, THAT'S THE WAY YOU NEED IT-"
Person: "HOLY SHIT!" *Scrambles to turn the volume down* "Those damn sudden songs!"