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Mean Tweets

A humorous phrase used by conservatives to expound their belief that a president who is a massive dickhead is better than a president whose head doesn't even function.

"Gas prices are above four dollars in every state, but there's no mean tweets!"

by Someone who kinda exists June 7, 2022

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The Lost Levels

The REAL Super Mario Bros. 2 that we never got for two reasons:

1. It was too similar to the original.

2. It was Kaizo Mario before Kaizo Mario was cool.

For these two reasons, the folks down west said no, and stole one of Japan's games and made it into the SMB 2 that we all remember.

Despite its infamous reputation, The Lost Levels is actually not a bad game -- but it is very frustrating. The last two levels of the original game will probably take you several hours, and world C-4 is damn near impossible without cheats.

by Someone who kinda exists August 2, 2021


JFC

Jesus Fucking Christ - An exclamation of peak exasperation.

Has absolutely nothing to do with a man who (supposedly) rose from the dead having sexual intercourse with himself.

Remember when Urban Dictionary wasn't a left wing echo chamber that was also littered with immature 12-year-olds writing idiotic sexual definitions that make zero sense?
JFC, how this site has fallen

by Someone who kinda exists September 8, 2022

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Inside Out

A girl tries way too hard to be happy all the time and gets really damn depressed. Sadness ensues. Get the tissues.

Person 1: "How dead inside are you?"

Person 2: "I didn't cry watching the movie Inside Out."

Person 1: "Damn. Me too. We're both practically walking skeletons."

by Someone who kinda exists January 6, 2022


James Fridman

A man known for his photoshopping skills - or rather, his way of interpreting what people ask him to do.

Ask James Fridman to photoshop an image for you, and he will either do it as literally as possible, or do it in a way that makes the photo even worse. Or both, if he can.

by Someone who kinda exists March 5, 2023


Nuuuu

The correct way of spelling "No."

"Your great-grandpa died one week short of his 100th birthday."

"NUUUU"

by Someone who kinda exists August 11, 2021


Rapist Row

A variation of "Death Row" that convicted rapists enter the moment they step into prison. Since rape is considered such an awful crime that even hardened criminals find it utterly repulsive, rapists are more likely to be murdered in prison than any other criminal, hence the term, "Rapist Row."

Rapist Row. Because even criminals have chivalry. Well, most of them.

by Someone who kinda exists November 6, 2021