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Rapist Row

A variation of "Death Row" that convicted rapists enter the moment they step into prison. Since rape is considered such an awful crime that even hardened criminals find it utterly repulsive, rapists are more likely to be murdered in prison than any other criminal, hence the term, "Rapist Row."

Rapist Row. Because even criminals have chivalry. Well, most of them.

by Someone who kinda exists November 6, 2021


Mr. Vanoss

A person in a group (always the de facto leader) who helps the other members to gain fame. Without them, the other members would have gotten nowhere.

Named for Evan Fong A.K.A VanossGaming, who is by far the most popular Youtuber in his friend group. While the others are popular in their own right, they were basically a bunch of nobodies at first. Their solo Youtube careers didn't really take off until Vanoss made them famous. His edgy sense of humor and tendency to troll his friends to no end proved have kept him from and most of his friends from going stale, and he steers clear of any drama in the group, proving that he just wants to have fun, even if he drives his friends crazy all the time.

In late 2019, Vanoss was nicknamed "Mr. Vanoss" as a faux-endearing term from the other members for helping them gain fame, and numerous self-deprecating jokes about his friends mooching off his success began.

"Oh, Mr. Vanoss, you taste so good!"

by Someone who kinda exists September 9, 2022


AIDS

Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS) is a deadly disease caused by HIV, a viral STD. AIDS causes a person's immune system to effectively die, thereby leaving the person helpless to whatever other diseases they may be afflicted by from that point onward. AIDS is believed to have originated in the 1920s, when people in what is now the Republic of Congo hunted down and ate chimpanzees, being blissfully aware that they contained the virus. Thus, a monster was born; the disease spread to humans, and panic ensued...well, not until about sixty years later, but you get the idea.

AIDS is typically managed by regularly doing the healthy equivalent of a drug cocktail in order to supplement the body's lack of an immune system. But wait...doesn't that sound expensive? That's because it is; there was a drug that was proven to be very effective at managing it, but it was (literally) made 500x more expensive by a man who is now rotting in prison for his crimes against humanity.

AIDS is technically incurable, although some people who suffer from it have reported that it can go into remission if you're lucky.

AIDS wasn't really recognized until the 1980s, when it cropped up in the United States. Since then, it has spread around the world to many people, including some celebrities such as Charlie Sheen and Magic Johnson. Johnson later became famous for spreading awareness of the virus. Amazingly, he is still alive nearly thirty years after finding out that he had the disease.

by Someone who kinda exists July 31, 2021


Suicided or Died Mysteriously

The message in GMod Prop Hunt when a hunter dies, usually due to noob-tubing a room full of props (suicided) or randomly "tripping" over something and dying (died mysteriously). The gamemode was very poorly made and is not updated, so the latter happens surprisingly often.

Daithi De Nogla: *Steps on a toilet and dies* "Agh! I slipped on a toilet! WHAT THE FUCKKK!"

"Daithi De Nogla suicided or died mysteriously."

by Someone who kinda exists September 8, 2021


Happy Wheels

A game kinda similar to Mario Maker in that the users make the levels, and 99% of them are crap while about 1% are good. But that's where the similarities end. Happy Wheels is in fact an amazingly brutal and violent game about taking various odd characters from a man on a Segway to an old fart in a jet-powered wheelchair through various insane obstacle courses. Your imagination is the limit.

And...just a thing worth nothing: This game contains graphic limb dismemberment and copious amounts of blood. It is highly recommended that you do not play this game if you are younger than 13 years of age. Or at the very least, don't play it in front of your family.

Happy Wheels is one of the greatest video games of all time

by Someone who kinda exists January 30, 2022


Self-Deprecation

Making fun of oneself for entertainment. It's usually done by people who are depressed, but you shouldn't just assume.

Self-Deprecation is such a common form of humor, even Urban Dictionary itself does it.

by Someone who kinda exists August 8, 2021


Hello everybody! My name is Welcome

A humorous gaffe from Markiplier in his video "3 Scary Games #23"

(Video Starts)

Hello everybody! My name is welcome...

...

...What?

by Someone who kinda exists August 16, 2023

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