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Turbo Cancer

An alleged side effect of the Covid-19 vaccine(s).

Turbo cancer (allegedly) causes vaccinated individuals to have a very high risk of developing extremely aggressive cancers, which metastasize extremely quickly to the point that they're basically untreatable.

Whether or not Turbo Cancer is real is heavily disputed and controversial. While most sources claim that it's false, conspiracy theorists state that these sources may be biased. The fact that some vaccinated individuals HAVE in fact suddenly died from cancer does not help the matter, as it cannot be determined whether or not it just happened or if they really are correct.

by Someone who kinda exists May 20, 2024


Autotune

How to become famous as a singer when you have absolutely zero singing talent whatsoever.

Autotune should be much more restricted so it doesn't get in the way of real music.

by Someone who kinda exists March 23, 2024


Apples and Oranges

A comparison between two things that aren't exactly similar in the first place.

Apples and Oranges only have one thing in common: They're fruits. So trying to compare them...won't work.

Stones v Beatles is another example of apples and oranges. A bluesy rock and roll band is quite a bit different from a psychedelic rock and roll band, so it's not really possible to compare them at all.

by Someone who kinda exists March 28, 2024


Racist

A word that is used incorrectly by so many people that it literally doesn't have a meaning.

"Donald Trump is a racist."

"You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means."

by Someone who kinda exists January 3, 2022

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🤡

Clown Emoji. Primarily used to mock an idiotic or hypocritical statement.

Dumbass: Mother Teresa was an amazing human being.

Smart Person: She was a child trafficker. 🤡

by Someone who kinda exists January 18, 2022


Golden Death Day

The anniversary of a person's death that matches how old they were when they died.

Elvis Presley died on August 16, 1977 at the age of 42. So his Golden Death Day was August 16, 2019.

by Someone who kinda exists October 11, 2021


Senioritis

A (mostly) made-up disease, common stereotype, and actual coined term in the dictionary that depicts high school seniors as being excessively lazy and unmotivated as they near the end of school for good.

It can also happen to fourth-year college students, and people who are about to retire.

Most seniors suffer from senioritis because they have been burned out from going to school almost every day and doing almost the exact same thing every year for the past thirteen years.

by Someone who kinda exists September 16, 2022