Syrian Sex

When a girl is alone with you in a room ready to have intercourse and the only person you end up fucking is yourself because you're Syrian.

Swedish Girl <laying in bed>: Can I spend the night here tonight
Syrian: No, I'm playing Gears of War and you're distracting me... Seriously.

or

While trying to seduce a Russian girl you're really attracted to who is drunk.
Syrian: "Drinking is bad... Let's discuss religion and saving sex for marriage"

Man this chick kept trying to ride buddy's nuts but all they ended up having was Syrian sex. I wish he grew a pair and hit that shit already.

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