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Atheism

The ultimate "religion".
The belief that god does not exist.
Theists, those who do believe, are stupid and ignorant and cant think for themselves.
Supposedly, god is an imaginary person who supposedly created the world. Most people only believe in it because of what their parents, teachers, etc told them. Most people who believe in god are stupid and ignorant and believe whatever people tells them.
It is a part of most religions, all of which are bullshit. Most of these bs religions have one or more big books and missionaries and stuff to get other people to believe them.
Most people waste their time going to church or w/e every week.
Most churches or w/e mug their ppl for money.
Most have some version of hell that they threaten and scare people into believing in their religion.
Most ask their ppl to "have faith", because they know their religion is bull and their is no proof.
And there are many other excuses used to patch up holes, or things that ppl cant explain, in these BS religions.
Most people claim to have seen visions or crap associated with their religion, but they were probably in some mental state, such as being on an LSD trip or sick and desperate, or are simply lying for whatever reason.
Most religions have people have random good things happening to them, such as suddenly being cured of an illness, and associate them as miracles from their god. This is because these miracles are just flukes with a 1/1,000,000,000 chance and people will use their religion to explain it because they are too stupid to come up with a good explanation, just like those primitive peoples we came from did when making up stories about god and religion.
In short, there is no god and you only believe in it because of what others tell you.

Atheist: haha i am not stupid and ignorant
atheism

by Someone_abcdefg September 22, 2007

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Vibrato slut

A person who sings or plays any form of music that can have vibrato, and adds a lot of vibrato to their playing to make it sound better to hide how bad they suck, because that is all they know how to do.

Woah, look at her play the violin, it sounds so good
No, she sucks. All she is is a vibrato slut.

by Someone_abcdefg November 7, 2007

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fuck pool

The "pool" containing all of the STD's in a particular school, neighborhood or other group of people. It is like a gene pool for STD's. It's size can be measured by the number of people and how many std's they each have. The fuck pool is shared often between the horny people within that group so it should be of concern to you as you would'nt want to get AIDS. When a new person having gets a new std, the fuck pool expands, thus increasing everyone's risk.

"oh shit i got the clap"
"by adding ur std to the fuck pool you are increasing my chance indirectly of getting ur that std."

by Someone_abcdefg October 9, 2007

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god

An imaginary person who supposedly created the world. Most people only believe in it because of what their parents, teachers, etc told them. Most people who believe in god are stupid and ignorant and believe whatever people tells them.
It is a part of most religions, all of which are bullshit. Most of these bs religions have one or more big books and missionaries and stuff to get other people to believe them.
Most people waste their time going to church or w/e every week.
Most churches or w/e mug their ppl for money.
Most have some version of hell that they threaten and scare people into believing in their religion.
Most ask their ppl to "have faith", because they know their religion is bull and their is no proof.
And there are many other excuses used to patch up holes, or things that ppl cant explain, in these BS religions.
Most people claim to have seen visions or crap associated with their religion, but they were probably in some mental state, such as being on an LSD trip or sick and desperate, or are simply lying for whatever reason.
Most religions have people have random good things happening to them, such as suddenly being cured of an illness, and associate them as miracles from their god. This is because these miracles are just flukes with a 1/1,000,000,000 chance and people will use their religion to explain it because they are too stupid to come up with a good explanation, just like those primitive peoples we came from did when making up stories about god and religion.
In short, there is no god and you only believe in it because of what others tell you.

Priest: Believe in god, your salvation, or whatever!
Sensible, smart person: *slap slap slap*
Priest: You will go to hell!
Sensible, smart person: *removes the priest from his property forcefully* Wheres your god now?!

by Someone_abcdefg September 13, 2007

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