Stewart

Stewart is something special, and lovable he is a very special boy, the only reason people love him is cause he’s a bit slow kinda like a snail. He can be a total jerk at times for no apparent reason, but just know that Stewart are in a special little world of there own. Stewarts will never find love besides from their mothers, and blind, deaf, and brain dead people. Stewart is such a special guy don’t ever let him near small children or animals or they won’t come home.

Terry: yo bob did ya see Stewart

Bob: oh yeah! He was trying to play with that cute little dog.
Terry: wait my dog???