When you're 30 years old and you're still stuck in kindergarten because you're still shit at counting
Stupid Grown man: 12435698107
Mom: Let's try again, but like this "12345678910"
51👍 22👎
Jake: hey, Matt.
Matt: Yes?
Jake: let's worship the obama ball and have sex for the ball.
Jake & Matt in unison:LETS DO IT!
1👍 7👎
Something dumb people would say to get dumber people out of their Minecraft server.
Tommy: Hey do you want some free diamonds?
Justin: Yes please! But how?
Tommy: It's very simple, you just have to type on you're keyboard Ctrl+Alt+F4.
Justin: *Follows his direction* Do I get free diamonds now?