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Sultan Syndrome

A disease that infects at random, mostly effecting those that easily gain crushes. It's symptoms include, wanting to monopolize a crush and/or multiple crushes, be in a relationship with every crush and they exclusively love the infected, be the only one to be the target of their affections. In other words, a harem.

Jim: "I love Rebecca, Jaime, Quentelle, and Margot. I want them to myself! What's wrong with me?"

Tim: "Ah.. A classic case of Sultan Syndrome."

by SometimesIHaveIntelligence September 17, 2019