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An onomatopoeia you say to insinuate somebody is whipped.
Me: Hey, Juan. Come hang out at the arcade with me tomorrow.
Juan: I can't, man. The wife wants me to take her dad to the airport tomorrow.
Me: Whapeesh. (Makes whipping gesture with my hand)
When a doctor diagnoses you with a condition, but they turn out to be wrong.
Michael: Man, the doctor had me on Stratera for ADHD for 8 years, and it turns out I never even had it.
Me: You got Liagnosed, man.
A prostitute that has some augmentation via prosthesis.
Me: Yo, Larry. I hooked up with that prosthitute last night. She wanted me off with her robot arm.
A chick who says she can sing Christina Aguilera songs but can't.
Doug: Dude, Michael, You shoulda seen karoake at the bar last night. This chick was an Aguiliar
An adjective to describe a woman that's on the rag.
Me: You, Mike. I was up at Dougie's sister's place again. I was tryna hit. But the bitch was raggedy. I was like "I fin leave." Y'know what I'm saying?
Michael: Yeah. Doug's sister is definitely bangable.
Short for Courvoisier.
Me: Doug and I shared a bottle of Corvo and a bottle of Hen last night.
Michael: Nice.
Losing the ability to produce sperm cells due to excess masturbation.
Me: Yo, Dougie. The Mrs. wants a kid, but I'm infertile due to wanking it too much to Avril Lavigne.
Doug: That's called a vasocktomy.